BABY meme

[epicbeatdown]

1. Post with your character.
2. Ping someone else.
3. Give people who pinged you the following about the couple's offspring:

A. Name
B. Zodiac
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB/Psychical description
E. Five Random Facts

4. Profit!

Comments

Jane Kirk

[punch_it]

Who wants a baby Kirk?

[your_logic_is_impeccable]

Well hi there person who Spock never sees anymore.

[punch_it]

A. T'Laina
B. Capricorn
C. Straight Up Sexual Congress. Or more likely Jane would not put up with the BS that is Spock trying to suffer through Pon Farr.
D.
E.
1. She is every bit a Kirk baby. Bold. Outgoing. Trouble. Curious about EVERYTHING.
2. She follows Bones around like a baby duck. And Christine like a shadow.
3. Spock is her favorite parent. Jane long ago accepted that for what it was. she thinks it's effing adorable.
4. T'Laina has pointy Vulcan ears but otherwise no other physical sign of her ancestry.
5. She authored a book on the melding of engineering and magic with the help of a Nysgod who she is pretending she totally isn't into. She is. Even Spock knows she is. She cannot hide her emotions as well as her daddy, but she's still a lot better at it than her mom.

[somepartsbroken]

baaaaby

[punch_it]

A. Georgia Katherine Carver-Kirk (lord have mercy on this poor girl's soul)
B. Cancer
C. sexy magic. sexy, sexy magic
D.
E.
1. Georgie was born prematurely and was stuck in a hospital for a month. Both her parents blamed themselves because they're both deeply fucked up like that.
2. When Georgie was eight, she ran away from home because she wanted to join a traveling acting troupe.
3. She's fantastically and unembarrassed in love at age 16. The girl was a mortal whose parents had revolutionary ties.
4. Georgie becomes a vocal advocate for the rights of all people, regardless of species, gender, sexuality, or empathy.
5. She can't play any instrument worth a hot damn, but she loves listening to her papa play and sing when he doesn't think people are watching.

[somepartsbroken]

Awwww, so precious, and Dorian will forever leer at Jane for naming her that.

Papa doesn't like that name.

[punch_it]

Are you mocking Jane's mothers name? HDU Bunny.

[somepartsbroken]

He lived in Georgia before, he'd think it's a bad joke.

[punch_it]

Wellyesshemightbeyankinghischainaliiiittle.

Mostly it's about her momma

[bitcheslovehypos]

For certain quantities of WANT. XD

[punch_it]

Bones, you know your life isn't complete until magic babies happen.

A. Caroline Ann McCoy
B. Libra
C. Crazy genderbend magic. AKA. That time messed up magic gave Jane a dick. And she did what comes naturally to her.
D.
E.
1. Despite growing up in an environment with every accent ever, she still picked up the Georgia twang.
2. Until she was about 5 years old, Carly didn't wear any clothes.
3. Gaila was her favorite Auntie EVER. All the sparklies came from her.
4. Carly is stupid smart, and a talker with a mouth. It surprised no one when she threw herself headfirst into linguistics and translations.
5. To Jane's absolute despair, she also picked up Bones uncanny knack for crazy metaphors.