BABY meme

[epicbeatdown]

1. Post with your character.
2. Ping someone else.
3. Give people who pinged you the following about the couple's offspring:

A. Name
B. Zodiac
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB/Psychical description
E. Five Random Facts

4. Profit!

Comments

[tenuefarfalla]

Cho and Dorian have a baby, somehow. Then the world ends.

No, seriously...

A. Cho would want to name him Haru, cause she'd think it was funny. (Means sun, sunlight.)

B. Zodiac sign... idk. Cancer? Scorpio?

C. I figure that at some point Cho and Dorian got into a friends with benefits thing, cause he doesn't seem like a long haul kind of person. Knocking up is a thing that happens, and since they already like each other, why not? Let's raise a kid.

D. Look at this dapper little gentleman right here.


E. I assume these are facts about the kid, ok...
1) He once tried blood to see what dad liked about it so much, and it made him throw up.
2) He doesn't want the candidates to ever find a way back, because he doesn't think they'd go together, and he doesn't want to choose.
3) But if it came down to it and he really had to, he'd probably pick Cho, cause he's a secret mama's boy.
4) Which does not stop him from wanting to do everything Dorian does. So he curses a lot, and tries to make his own clothes, and practices doing eyebrow acrobatics in the mirror.
5) He is super afraid of rabbits and has no idea why.

[somepartsbroken]

I like this child, I like it a lot!

Though Dori totally is the long haul kind of guy, he's not into flings but hey. meme's are for fun what ifs~

That kid in the picture is amazing!

[tenuefarfalla]

Not sure why I thought of him as a fling kind of guy. But in that case, he could decide that he likes Cho and her blood is yummy and he wants to keep her. And if anything is going to break a condom, rough sex with a vampire has got to be high up on that list. So, still an oops baby.

And yes, how awesome is that little kid? With his not little gun. And his chipmunk cheeks. Little badass cutie.

[somepartsbroken]

He's around a lot of ladies so it's an easy misconception. He's big on wanting a connection with someone before he even ponders romance or smuttiness. But yess I like this scenario +_+ very wonderful~

That little kid IS amazing! His cheeks omg.

[tenuefarfalla]

Seriously.



He's totally going to rule the world some day.

And Cho does like romance and smishiness and stuff. She just also likes orgasms. It's a practical real world balance. /nodnod

[somepartsbroken]

OMG, what movie is this kid from he is fantastic!

Dori's teeth give orgasms too, just gotta point that out. He has the sexy bite.

[tenuefarfalla]

It's a show called Kodomo Keisatsu. Which means Kiddy Cops. He's even cuter when he smiles.

Orgasm bite? Yeah, that would keep her coming back. It could even start as a feeding thing that just goes a little too far one night, in that case. She's all orgasm-addled and Sorcerer blood is like crack for vampires, I could see it happening.

[somepartsbroken]

The cutest blood smile that is!

YEP, the perks of his kind of vampire. Funny enough, thats usually how the memes go, a bit goes a little too far. And omg Sorcerer's blood. *grabby hands*

[tenuefarfalla]

It's the bestest, tastiest magical blood.

And Cho also has a spell on her that helps her her replace lost blood quickly. It is intended for battle, not vampire feeding, but it's still a thing.