So Dean showed up cursing up a storm and was promptly clued in that he was on a creepy version of The Bachelor that he did not sign up for. The next day he was scarred for life by walking into a burlesque club. Then the day after that, he bumped into Cordelia and Christine.

He's also been doing a lot of drinking.

(I couldn't remember if I counted under the two week thing, so I just did it anyway.)