Five Things Meme

[advancedbosoms]

→ Post with your character ICly saying five different things to five different people.
→ Or eight things to eight people, or ten things to ten people. Knock yourself out.
→ You can say things your character wants to say, things your character refuses to say, whatever.
→ But you can't say who those people are!
→ React IC to everyone. Make guesses or reassure or whatever. And have fun!

Comments

[unflagging]

No, it's not.

[advancedbosoms]

1. I'm damn glad I've gotten to meet and know you. It's one of the best things to come out of this mess. Apparently this one's about a brother.

2. If I ever get the chance, I'm going to saw off your head with a rusty blade and sodomize your still spasming eye socket. Gross and violent. Ew.

3. You're likely to get me killed again, I think. No plans for this.

4. If you ever leave me, I think I really would be lost. --> Maybe, but that's a pretty dramatic reaction after a first date. I've brought out weirder things in boys, though.

5. Sometimes I forget we didn't grow up together. Doubt it. I think we're obviously from pretty different places.

6. You fascinate me. I wish I had more time to talk with you. We've talked plenty.

7. I never thought I'd find a friend I held as dear as my brothers, but then I met you. --> I'm not sure if I've earned this just yet, but it's a sweet sentiment.

8. It's nice to have a lady friend who is strictly a friend! It may sound odd, but I greatly appreciate that there's no hint of attraction between us. If it's this one, you show no-hint-of-attraction in some funny ways.

How about seven?

[ka_mai]

[ka_mai]

...oh god damnit Cordelia.

Fine! You are the one that's likely to get me killed! But...not through any fault of your own.

[unflagging]

[advancedbosoms]

What?!

I asked about that one already.

Cheater.

[Pause.]

And hey! Pessimist much?

[unflagging]

I'm still around. I'll come say hello. Would that make you feel better?

[unflagging]

Of course magic is more powerful than science.

[ka_mai]

[ka_mai]

I don't think this has anything to do with dates!

[ka_mai]

But I didn't want to tell you.

Welcome to my life, Cordelia. Everyone dies.

[itwasrhetorical]

I'm not certain if thanks are appropriate in all honestical thoughts. But, having carefully considered it, such an event could have ended in far worse consequences.

It wasn't anyone's fault. Least of all yours.

[itwasrhetorical]

That actually wan't intended for you.

Thought now I think of it I can percerticate why you might think it was, Mister Fletcher.

[ka_mai]

Thank you for not...thinking horribly of me, I mean.

[itwasrhetorical]

I am a forgiving woman, Mister Cuthbert, especially when it was an ... equal reaction.

[ka_mai]

Aye, well, water under the bridge, yeah?

[unflagging]

That's okay. I can still agree with it, right?

[itwasrhetorical]

Water under bridges and grains of sand in the desert, yes.

[unflagging]

[itwasrhetorical]

You certainly may, Mister Fletcher.

[unflagging]

Wait, am I number 3?

Because it's not a sound. It's Irish.

[freebitchbaby]

It sounds like a sound, like y'know, roar.

[unflagging]

I know it sounds like that, but that's not what it is.

[freebitchbaby]

So you don't think you're Simba?

[freebitchbaby]

Not that I'm aware of, but people usually assume the worst in me.