Five Things Meme

[advancedbosoms]

→ Post with your character ICly saying five different things to five different people.
→ Or eight things to eight people, or ten things to ten people. Knock yourself out.
→ You can say things your character wants to say, things your character refuses to say, whatever.
→ But you can't say who those people are!
→ React IC to everyone. Make guesses or reassure or whatever. And have fun!

Comments

[punchedaklingon]

1. Sometimes I really do think my life would have been better off if I'd had you as an older sister.
2. And you as well.
3. (a) Kind of you as long as you wouldn't sleep with people I liked. It's hard enough already without you detracting attention from me.
3. (b) But seriously, I will take you down if you try to sleep with him.
4. I dislike you intensely on principle.
5. Someone seriously needs to get you a speaking dictionary or something.
6. I was an idiot for listening to you, don't intend on doing do again and I'm not a maid.
7. You may have laughed at me but you were still looking.

[hypospraying]

Is it too presumptuous to hope I'm number one or two?

[punchedaklingon]

It might perhaps not too presumptuous, no.

[hypospraying]

Well that's good news. It would have been so embarrassing to be wrong.

[punchedaklingon]

I think would hawe lied to spare your feelings.

It would hawe been cruel not to really.

Not that I am lying now.