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Test Drive Meme

Throne of Shadows
TEST DRIVE MEME!!!

New to Throne of Shadows? Long time player thinking of apping a new character? Welcome to our test drive meme! Experiment with active and potential muses! Here is a place where you can test out characters for the setting and accrue samples for your applications! Roll on the scenarios provided below, or come up with your own!

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You are...

1. In the Serpent's Head (aka the pub)
2. In the candidate house kitchen
3. At a city-wide parade!
4. In the bathroom
5. Your bedroom
6. Someone else’s bedroom

You’re feeling...

1. Inexplicably happy
2. Like you could fall asleep at any moment
3. Angry enough to punch someone
4. Nostalgic or sentimental
5. Like someone stabbed you—oh, hey, they did, fancy that
6. Seriously horny. Must be something in the water.

Somewhat unusually...

1. There is a fight breaking out nearby
2. You are naked
3. You suddenly cannot verbally communicate
4. There’s a lot of alcohol/drugs here!
5. There is a box of adorable kittens here
6. There is a dead body on the floor

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Uh- Doctor. This doesn't look like the biggest beach in the universe, strangely enough.

[Rory, strangely, does not sound as though this is a surprise. He hadn't even put his swimming trunks on.]

It figures that some mythical race of beings would kidnap Elena, of all people. What surprised him more than he cared to admit was that he'd found himself here as well. Not Stefan. He would have laughed about his brother not being deemed 'marriage material' if the implication that he was wasn't even more hilarious. Please. Damon had avoided having another ring slipped on his finger for over a hundred and fifty years. He wasn't entirely thrilled at the prospect of some as of yet unseen 'prince' trying to pull a Charming on him and whisk him away.

He could only stand where he was, staring at Elena from across the room. He'd been shown to the candidate house and had belligerently taken his time getting there. If he'd known who was here, he might not have stopped off for drinks for the last few hours. Maybe half the day. Who was counting? Yet, there she was, sitting and looking far too comfortable for the situation they were in. "Elena?"

He had to ask. Maybe it was Katherine, after all. And wouldn't that be the universe kicking him in the balls.

[A dead body on the floor. It would seem somewhat strange, if not for the petite brunette standing over it, holding a long, ritualistic knife.

She mostly seems puzzled.]

Edited 2013-03-25 15:20 (UTC)

Charming as ever - nice to know some things don't change.

[Well, in a way it's true. Dean is far from the first person he'd choose to be trapped in some strange alien city or whatever with, but the stability of it helps a little... in a very, very twisted way.]

Shoulda known the blame for all this could be pinned firmly on the Winchesters.

[Well, this was just fantastic.

Cordelia had had her doubts about participating in a harvest festival that required everyone be naked, but the rest had sounded like fun and anyway, it isn't like she's ashamed of her body. It's all well and good until some drunken idiot gouges her side with a pitchfork.

She dodges into the nearby tavern and grabs a bottle from behind the tavern to pour on her new wounds. Apparently the tender is out celebrating, as no one is around to help her out or take money for the liquor.]

Tony Stark sat on his bedroom floor, back to the huge bed he shared with Pepper, an array of bottles and packets around him. Perhaps more striking was the blood seeping from a wound in his side, though he did not seem to be quite as concerned with it as with the emptiness of the bottle he was currently tipping upside down.

Sam knelt on the floor of Bo's bedroom, smiling broadly, every so often giggling with complete abandon as he stared into a mysterious box in the middle of the floor.

[How dare someone?

While everyone is celebrating a New Year festival and watching a parade go by, Cordy is staring furiously down at a box of mewing, tiny kittens. Maybe it's the result of a stressful day or maybe it's something she drank, but she is filled with a burning indignant rage.]

Who left these kittens here? This isn't some animal shelter, people! Who the hell is supposed to take care of these? [She pauses.] This is why you should get your pets spayed and neutered!

He wasn't sure how he'd gotten here, but Spike was too tired to care whose bedroom he was in. What did it matter anyway? There were like, ten people in each one.

The problem was, there was something noisy in this one, keeping him from sleeping. He threw a pillow at the box, missing, which did little to improve the silence or his mood.

[I would like to state for the record that this was entirely random]

"Oh my god!"

Sam glanced up sharply from his bed, covering himself as best he could with... a sock? Really? That was all that was in reach?

"Is it just me?" Spike confided in the person next to him, as they watched the floats go past, "or is this the sexiest goddamn parade ever invented?"

The tall man in the shared bathroom was glowering at a stash of bottles and pills and sundries on the counter. He looked up as he heard someone enter.

"No, seriously," he said, as if continuing a conversation, "who just leaves this stuff lying around?"

Sam sat in his bedroom, glaring at a box of kittens with inexplicable rage.

It was probably uncouth to be bleeding all over the kitchen, but then again, to a vampire, blood was food, so it was all the same really.

The fight had not just broken out, but had escalated quickly. And Tony wasn't sure why he'd abandoned it, except hey, look at that, a trail of blood leading from the hallway into the room he'd found to crawl into. Well, shit.

Nothing was going to break his good mood, Sam thought, grinning to himself. Not being in a strange bedroom. Not being unable to talk. Not even Gabriel walking in.

Well. Maybe that.

Tony lounged on the bed, wearing only a broad grin. Who cared if it wasn't his bed, or even his room? He was happy, dammit. It's not like that happened often, and he was going to enjoy it.

Tony lay curled around a box on the bed, eyes drifting shut as the murmuring of mewling kittens lulled him to sleep.

Kittens are curious enough. Inexplicable kittens are even more fascinating. Inexplicable kittens in the presence of inexplicable rage? How could she possibly stay away? Poking her head around the corner of the door, River eyes Sam carefully for a moment or two before dropping her gaze to the cats.

"Mammalia carnivora felidae felis," she supplies, as though perhaps that's why the man is so angry. "Believed to have been domesticated as early as 10,200 BCE on Earth That Was."

And on that helpful note she wanders into the room to get a closer look at said box of kittens, interest in the irrationally angry man on the bed somewhat lost. Sure, it might be his room, but does that really mean she can't walk in uninvited anyway?

It wasn't as if Tony was particularly modest.

But it was unusual to come across him entirely nude, in the kitchen, slamming pots and pans about.

Okay, fine, he'd live. So in the meantime, there wasn't much point in seeking medical attention. What seemed much more reasonable was to self-mediate, and that's what Spike was doing. It would have been easier to ignore the injury if he hadn't been bleeding all over the bed, but hey. Some sacrifices had to be made.

"Kittens," he said to her, as if continuing a conversation they'd been having rather than randomly addressing a strange girl who had simply wandered it because girls liked kittens, "grow up to be cats. Did you know? How can the world be so cruel?"

[Great! Him too! ...perfect.]

Howdy.

[Don't mind him, he's just looking (slightly frantically) for the nearest exit.]

You, uh, you come here often?

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