Test Drive Meme

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Throne of Shadows
TEST DRIVE MEME!!!

New to Throne of Shadows? Long time player thinking of apping a new character? Welcome to our test drive meme! Experiment with active and potential muses! Here is a place where you can test out characters for the setting and accrue samples for your applications! Roll on the scenarios provided below, or come up with your own!

Scenario Builder

You are...

1. In the Serpent's Head (aka the pub)
2. In the candidate house kitchen
3. At a city-wide parade!
4. In the bathroom
5. Your bedroom
6. Someone else’s bedroom

You’re feeling...

1. Inexplicably happy
2. Like you could fall asleep at any moment
3. Angry enough to punch someone
4. Nostalgic or sentimental
5. Like someone stabbed you—oh, hey, they did, fancy that
6. Seriously horny. Must be something in the water.

Somewhat unusually...

1. There is a fight breaking out nearby
2. You are naked
3. You suddenly cannot verbally communicate
4. There’s a lot of alcohol/drugs here!
5. There is a box of adorable kittens here
6. There is a dead body on the floor

Comments

Brittany S. Pierce | Glee

[maybe_a_bicorn]

canonmate! /jumps on.

[mediumdrip]

Brittany?

[After all, he's learned enough about the world to just assume that because he recognizes her face that automatically means she is who he thinks she is. There are more than enough face-twins and AU versions of people here to make him second guess his recognition.]

3-4-4 (sorry, but I can't help the face-twin confusion)

[mediumdrip]

[Blaine hadn't been planning to go out to the parade, or to get so drunk on the beer that was being passed around.

The crowd and the alcohol do nothing for his mood when he sees a familiar looking face among all of the strangers.]

Cooper?

[woodenbadboy]

No, I'm just staring at a woman with a knife squatting over a dead body and really not sure what to do.

[there you go, honest answer]

[stranger_to_the_rain]

Mmm.

[Congrats. She now likes you a little bit more.]

Be a dear and shut the door?

[hung_garian]

And this makes mine, don't get me wrong, but, uh-- what are you doing here again? Did Santa bring you, 'cause he's a little early for Christmas... not that I'm complaining.

[diana_abel]

There's my favorite Statler.

[She slides off of the counter and trots over to him, still naked, giving him a peck on the cheek.]

Long story. Don't ask. I have crazy-brain.

Oh, hey! This is Cas' mun, btw.

[maybe_a_bicorn]

[ Her dazed look melts quickly into a smile. ]

Blaine Warbler, did you get lost in my closet, too, or is this a city that connects closets?

[ Naturally, she starts looking around for a talking lion. ]

Fun!

[mediumdrip]

I don't know. Have you seen a lamppost yet? [Blaine is kind of relieved to see her, so he might go along with the confusion for a moment.]

[iwatchtjhooker]

There was only one explanation: Gabriel had done this. It was a little less clever than some of his gags, but then, Sam thought, maybe the pun on "gag" was enough. He glared at the angel and sat on the bed, refusing to move. If Gabriel was that annoyed by him, he could just... keep being annoyed.

YOU DID THIS he mouthed.

[iwatchtjhooker]

"And then what?" Sam demanded. "Oh, she's all cute and hopeful now, but one day she will escape, and think she's living her own life, and then her cat sister will show up, rip everything apart, and she'll findo ut her whole life was a huge lie and humans are in charge and have her whole catlife mapped out for her and then if she's lucky, she'll save the world by going to cat hell."

[hung_garian]

Y'know, I was starting to get that impression.

[About which he is complaining. Naked girl in the kitchen - great. Naked crazy girl in the kitchen, less great. Now he can't take advantage without moral and ethical compromises. Darn.]

You supposed to have some kind of carer, honey?

[diana_abel]

Well, for the most part, Ben kinda takes care of me. But he's been off on a lot of benders lately.

Cas used to. But he's kinda a dick in this world. Again, long story.

[She grins.]

So you're a candidate for princey's hand in marriage, huh?

[hung_garian]

He frowned. That definitely implied that the cat had got his tongue, and apparently the cat in this scenario was him. He wouldn't put it past himself, but he didn't remember doing anything to Sam, and he was fairly sure he'd be gloating if this were his doing.

"Wasn't me, sasquatch. Must have been one of the five million other superpowered beings you've pissed off. Go take it up with them, I wanna... well, actually I don't want to go to sleep. I don't sleep. I just want you to be anywhere other than here. Understood?"

[hung_garian]

You're saying words. I don't know what they mean.

[And he wasn't going to try to understand. He recognised 'Cas', of course, but that had to be a sufficiently common name for him not to assume she meant Castiel.]

Oh, yeah. Blushing bride-to-be, etc.... hope he didn't want a white wedding, that ship sailed a looooooooong time ago. I take it you are too?

[diana_abel]

Yup. And really, who could blame them? I mean...come on...

[She strikes a pose. Of course, being naked, a sexy pose isn't hard to do.]

[hung_garian]

[It's nothing he hasn't seen before. In his time, he's seen an awful lot of naked bodies. Still, being the gentleman that he is, he stares for a moment (or two), then clears his throat, steps back, and averts his gaze.]

Well, I hope you're not here to try and get rid of the competition, Cinderella.

[diana_abel]

Nah. I think I'd kinda dig if he picked you.

Btw, you are way more pleasant than the last Loki around here.

[hung_garian]

Well, I am a hell of a catch.

[But that-- ]

Far as I remember, sweetheart, I'm not wearing a nametag. You know my name... how, exactly?

[diana_abel]

[She sighs.]

We've met before. You just don't remember. It happens all the time, don't take it personally.

[hung_garian]

Sure we have. I expect we were on a pilgrimage to visit the Easter Bunny together, along with John Lennon and Megatron, and then we all went to Walgreens for cookies and milkshakes.

[diana_abel]

[Head tilt.]

Who's Megatron?

[hung_garian]

He's a Transformer. Cool guy.

[diana_abel]

The toys that change from cars to robots?

[hung_garian]

He's not a toy, he's the Adversary.