Test Drive Meme

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Throne of Shadows
TEST DRIVE MEME!!!

New to Throne of Shadows? Long time player thinking of apping a new character? Welcome to our test drive meme! Experiment with active and potential muses! Here is a place where you can test out characters for the setting and accrue samples for your applications! Roll on the scenarios provided below, or come up with your own!

Scenario Builder

You are...

1. In the Serpent's Head (aka the pub)
2. In the candidate house kitchen
3. At a city-wide parade!
4. In the bathroom
5. Your bedroom
6. Someone else’s bedroom

You’re feeling...

1. Inexplicably happy
2. Like you could fall asleep at any moment
3. Angry enough to punch someone
4. Nostalgic or sentimental
5. Like someone stabbed you—oh, hey, they did, fancy that
6. Seriously horny. Must be something in the water.

Somewhat unusually...

1. There is a fight breaking out nearby
2. You are naked
3. You suddenly cannot verbally communicate
4. There’s a lot of alcohol/drugs here!
5. There is a box of adorable kittens here
6. There is a dead body on the floor

Comments

[hung_garian]

Hang on, give me a minute to compose myself, I'm worried if I let myself start laughing I might bust a gut. It was that funny.

[All completely deadpan, of course.]

I get that you're not the one who organised this, numbnuts. But you're seriously not in any way responsible? It's possible, I suppose. It'd be a first, but it's possible.

[hasperkynipples]

What the hell are you talking about? All the stuff I've gotten into with you has been your mess.

[hung_garian]

I wouldn't need to get into any stuff with you at all, if you wouldn't keep fucking shit up left right and center.

[Blatant lies, of course.]

[hasperkynipples]

... Huh? Last time I saw you, we got things done pretty damn right.

[hung_garian]

Aaaand... call this a stupid question, but when was that, again?

[Only the last thing he remembers them doing involved him dying, which he wouldn't call 'right'. Admittedly he wouldn't be surprised at all if Dean considered it a good thing, but given that he died on their side, he is a little surprised that Dean would say so outright rather than offering some insincere platitudes and trying to keep him on their team.]

[hasperkynipples]

The college campus? You were screwing around with those urban legends and I shoved a stake in your heart?

[hung_garian]

Oh - back in the halcyon days, huh?

[A grin. That gives him an awful lot of leeway, especially since Dean clearly has no idea who he really is.]

Good times.

[hasperkynipples]

[epic eye roll]

Not really, no.

[hung_garian]

Really? Aww. That kinda hurts.

[hasperkynipples]

I know what would hurt a lot more.

[hung_garian]

Being thrown around an auditorium by magic hookers?

[hasperkynipples]

Finding another stake to stab you in the chest with.

[hung_garian]

For a guy who's not nostalgic, you seem awful keen to repeat the experience.

[hasperkynipples]

What can I say? It was one of my warmer memories.

[hung_garian]

And I'm touched I could be part of such an important moment in your life. No, please, save the thanks for my biography.

[hasperkynipples]

Like that would even make the best seller list.

[hung_garian]

Hey, if Katie Price can do it, I'm pretty sure I can.

[hasperkynipples]

... Who?

[hung_garian]

Katie Price? Jordan? Y'know...

[He makes a gesture at chest level, which seems to represent... someone carrying watermelons? That or improbably large breasts.]

[hasperkynipples]

[Nope.

Wait!




... Yeah, nope. But he's trying really hard to place it though.]

[hung_garian]

You know what, never mind.

[hasperkynipples]

Fine. Whatever.