Ten Things to Ten People

[advancedbosoms]

→ Post with your character ICly saying ten different things to ten different people.
→ Or five things to five people, or twenty things to twenty people. Knock yourself out.
→ You can say things your character wants to say, things your character refuses to say, whatever.
→ But you can't say who those people are!
→ React IC to everyone. Make guesses or reassure or whatever. And have fun!

Comments

Cordelia Chase

[advancedbosoms]

1. I wish I didn't look forward to seeing you.
2. I don't get what you see when you look at yourself, but I think you're being an idiot.
3. I don't think you're worth all the fuss they make.
4. This isn't over.
5. It hurts every time I see you.
6. I hate lying, but I can't tell you the truth yet.
7. You need to realize that this has an expiration date.
8. You can do better.
9. You remind me of someone I miss, but only minus all his good qualities.
10. I'm not sure if I like you, or or if you just remind me of her.

Re: Cordelia Chase

[idolstolemylook]

I am NOT an idiot!

[advancedbosoms]

I never said you were, Moron.

[idolstolemylook]

...

So... which one's about me, then?

[advancedbosoms]

Like I'm going to actually tell you that.

[idolstolemylook]

Well, let's see... no one makes a fuss over me, so it's not 3. 4 makes no sense. Can't possibly hurt you just to look at me, no matter what you think of my hair, so no 5. You've no reason to lie to me, so not 6. 7 and 8 make no sense. I'm pretty sure I don't remind you of anyone, and if I did, I'd be cooler than him. And I can't possibly remind you of Buffy, so...

Nope, it's not 1, either.

Oh come on, we're stuck here with like five people and none of them are me?

[advancedbosoms]

Don't be stupid, of course one of them is you.

[She huffs.]

Look, don't get a big head over it or anything. It doesn't mean one fucking thing.

[idolstolemylook]

Wait. It is the first one?

[advancedbosoms]

So what if it is?

I don't have any smiling icons anymore...

[idolstolemylook]

Nothing. Just... nothing.

Pfft

[advancedbosoms]

Good. Because I swear to god, if you make a big deal out of it, I'll throw holy water in your face.

[ka_mai]

...I half hope none of these are to me...

[advancedbosoms]

Sorry, baby. No such luck.

[ka_mai]

Really? Not really anything warm and fuzzy up there...

[advancedbosoms]

If you expect warm and fuzzy all the time, you picked the wrong girl.

[ka_mai]

I don't think I want to play this game anymore.

[advancedbosoms]

That doesn't change the truth of it.

And anyway, you not wanting to face reality is kind of the point of your number.

[ka_mai]

Just because it's not sommat I like to talk about doesn't mean it's sommat I don't realize, Cordelia.

[advancedbosoms]

So which one is it, if you know?

[ka_mai]

I wot it's the seventh.

[advancedbosoms]

Then as long as you know, we don't have to talk about it.

[capt_forehead]

You think most men are idiots.

[advancedbosoms]

True, but that one wasn't about you.

[capt_forehead]

Is it five?

[dublinbrogue]

I don't mean to hurt you.