Ten Things to Ten People

[advancedbosoms]

→ Post with your character ICly saying ten different things to ten different people.
→ Or five things to five people, or twenty things to twenty people. Knock yourself out.
→ You can say things your character wants to say, things your character refuses to say, whatever.
→ But you can't say who those people are!
→ React IC to everyone. Make guesses or reassure or whatever. And have fun!

Comments

[punchedaklingon]

What is wrong with my hair?

[diana_abel]

Nothing! You're totes adorable!

[punchedaklingon]

Oh. So it isn't about me then. Good.

[diana_abel]

Definitely not about you!

One of the other ones is...

[punchedaklingon]

Well my brothers are idiots, but you do not know them.

But um. I do not think Ben would approwe of you wanting to hawe sex with me. Or perhaps he would. I do not like to dwell on such things.

[diana_abel]

He'd probably want to watch...

[punchedaklingon]

Probably, yes.

I think he worries about my past sometimes.

[diana_abel]

He does. Because he doesn't have a vagina.

[punchedaklingon]

I thought as much.

[diana_abel]

But I told him not to worry about it too much. You'd probably already thought of that.

[punchedaklingon]

Yes. I hawe.

I am quite content to be a monogamous bisexual prowided he showers frequently.

[diana_abel]

I can always brainwash him if he doesn't.

[punchedaklingon]

It's okay.

If you do that the few remaining braincells might disappear.