The instant he saw Bert, his mouth went dry. He felt every instinct in him wanting to practically jump the other man and get the rest of his clothes off. However, he manages to force a smile and keep himself back. It was not easy.

"Oh god..." Kurt mutters when Bert mentions the word harem. That was what this place looked like. He had to get away from Bert or he would start rubbing up against him. However, he couldn't get his body to obey him to put some distance between them. "I.. uh.. are you feeling weird?"