MEME TIME. because we need some crack to counterbalance all the angst happening rn

[oregoniandionysus]

In the tavern, in the bathrooms, on your bedroom door... Suddenly, sticky notes are all over the Waiting Room.

Jaan probably brought them.

How this works:
-post a comment with where you are leaving a sticky note, and its contents.
-others respond by leaving their own notes. remember, this is the only way you are communicating!
-a single character starting multiple threads is a-okay, as long as you've got multiple notes to leave.
-thread jacking is encouraged.

concept taken lovingly from forwhomtheytoll and bakerstreet, modified for ToS by none other than YOURS TRULY.

Comments

on mirror of the bathrooms

[dancingthroughlife]

You will find condoms now stocked in the cabinets. Please use these. Remember that fellow travelers are from all over the universe and may have STDs you have never even heard of.

Have a good day! :)

[idolstolemylook]

This would be more effective as a video. Please consider it.

[imhere4theplot]

I will humbly put myself forward for this. Someone has to and I have experience.

[oregoniandionysus]

please, no shots of diseased genitalia

saw enough of that shit in high school "sex ed"

[idolstolemylook]

did I ask for shots of diseased genitalia?

I just want the little PSA after-school-special skit

[oregoniandionysus]

just making sure. you have no idea what passes for a safe sex PSA these days.

or maybe you do, idk. point is I don't want to see it.

[idolstolemylook]

no no, was thinking more of the "this is your brain on drugs" type of thing. classy

[dancingthroughlife]

Of someone putting a condom on?

I don't have a penis, unfortunately.

[idolstolemylook]

No no. Haven't you seen the ones where the happy couple talks about safe sex?

[thebetterto]

I don't understand what these are. Am I required to use them, and if so, how do I use them?

[tenuefarfalla]

Only if you want to have sex.

[oregoniandionysus]

I guess we could use that video.

[thebetterto]

[Her earlier note is scratched out.]

Oh, then I don't need them, never mind!