The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[didnotwant]

Well maybe he encouraged the Father. Boy howdy was that man good looking.

[to_this_end]

[It isn't a side of Maria he's seen more than a few glimpses and flashes of. Clearing his throat, still flustered, and nods in greeting.]

Ms. Carbonell.

[Though he supposes they're on a first name basis, all things considered.]

[abetterhappyending]

Sometimes He gives us a gift true.

[didnotwant]

Just accept your lot in life.

[freebitchbaby]

then how do you explain all the women wanting the d?

[abetterhappyending]

Dr. Rush. [ Maria dips in a curtsy, her fingers tightening on the door briefly to keep from tilting, though it's not nearly as graceful or smooth as it'd be otherwise. Then she smiles at him, cheekily and chin lifted. ] Should I let you in?

[didnotwant]

So is it right to appreciate such a gift? :)

1/2

[abetterhappyending]

[ so since she's drunk she'll actually say ]

Okay.

1/2

[abetterhappyending]

You'll need to pray for forgiveness afterwwards if it's out of wedlock. But that's okay because He will always forgive us.

2/2

[abetterhappyending]

What's that symbol mean?

[to_this_end]

If you'd like.

[This is unsteady ground. She's been drinking and she isn't entirely herself...but he can't help but note how lovely she looks, in her robe and with her hair unbound.]

You implied my company would be welcome, after all.

[colunderfire]

and why are you telling me this?

[to_this_end]

Contagious insanity. Or misguided gothic romance fantasies.

Jax Teller

[brains_before_bullets]

[TFLN Option]

1. She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.

2. i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me

3. There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.

2/2

[abetterhappyending]

Wait how do I find someone a fuckbuddy
is fuckbuddy is that commonly used?

[to_this_end]

I'm fifty five years old, this shouldn't BE my lot in life.

[to_this_end]

Because apparently this thing only has a mass texting function.

[funnythingsare]

Uh-huh. I have lots of friends like that.

1/2

[didnotwant]

It's supposed to be a smile. Some people add them to text messages.

[funnythingsare]

Come to that, I'd also like to see you with a hooker.

[to_this_end]

Who's company you enjoy? That's rather the point of friendship.

[funnythingsare]

Yeah, I'm glad you've mastered last century's tech.

Can we get back to you not upsetting your son?

[funnythingsare]

ok my point being I DON'T.

So I know what you're up to.

2/2

[didnotwant]

It's been a long time since I've really let myself appericate a man's form, let alone that sort of sin. I'm sure that He would forgive me of that. I have needed worse forgiven.

[to_this_end]

I am a fifty five year old widower who already has a lover. I am not 'up' to anything.