The TOS Phone Hell Meme

[somepartsbroken]

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

Maria

[abetterhappyending]

[ 1: tfln ]

How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?


[ 2: your choice ]

[ text her your own option! ]

1

[punch_it]

Tilt your chin up and smirk.

Enterprise

[hisonlygirl]

Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.

Enterprise

[somepartsbroken]

Two things, One I am certain this was not me. Two, did you fall?

Jane

[punch_it]

I'm borrowing a hooker from your closet. I'll wash and return it.

Re: Jane

[somepartsbroken]

SHHH! PEOPLE ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO KNOW ABOUT THAT!

Draco

[alphaophiuchi]

I think on an alphabetical scale of 1 to wasted, I'm a v

[artistwithasickness]

That's a spectacular amount of alcohol.

Devi

[artistwithasickness]

So, you wouldn't happen to know what happens when a chick downs 4 pills of Viagra do you?

[somepartsbroken]

No clue, but you should let me drink from you in the name of science. I am curious what it will do to a dead body.

Dr. Rush

[to_this_end]

Apparently I very much need to learn how to handle sexual advances from younger women.

[abetterhappyending]

What younger women?

Dorian

[somepartsbroken]

You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.

[artistwithasickness]

Steel reserve? SHAME ON YOU

Bert

[ka_mai]

I'm sorry that was apparently the loudest sex you've ever heard, but it was the best sex I've ever had!

[somepartsbroken]

Next time just warn me and I will leave. My poor virgin ears.

Jane Foster

[rosenbridges]

I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack

[somepartsbroken]

You sent this to the wrong person I think but still.

link attached

Pasha

[punchedaklingon]

She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.

[ex_steadycourse703]

I tell you these things in confidence

Gaila

[freebitchbaby]

I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?

[punch_it]

don't wash it off.

Sophie-Anne

[vampirequeenof]

So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.

[somepartsbroken]

Two things, no three. One. I am certain you did not mean to send this to me. Two, if he fails to compensate ditch him. Three, drug lord you say?

Glinda

[itwasrhetorical]

No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown

[somepartsbroken]

Details. Inquiring minds are very curious.

Marion

[didnotwant]

A
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

B

I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not

B

[abetterhappyending]

That's not what Jesus does. God sculps the bodies and Jesus dies for their sins because they're too attractive and they bring out the devil in people. I learned this in school.

Jax Teller

[brains_before_bullets]

[TFLN Option]

1. She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.

2. i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me

3. There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.

2

[eclipse_of_time]

That IS a very handy storage space.

Herc Hansen

[oldmanstriker]

[TFLN Option]

1. you slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.

2. i spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming i'd changed spieces

3. who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive

3

[didnotwant]

I don't remember but he had good booze and was good with his hands.

I need to get his number.

Chuck Hansen | Pacific Rim

[suicidemission]

a; i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled 'dibs!'

b; i just found out my mom named me after her fake ID in college

[oldmanstriker]

your mother and i are so proud

mako mori | pacific rim

[retributively]

a. Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.

b. I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation

c. We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.

b.

[neverhadgoodtiming]

i've heard they're good.

Rose Tyler

[chavtastic]

sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night

[somepartsbroken]

I was going to ask who this was, but first I must inquire. How?

Tonyface | OTA

[funnythingsare]

[tfln option 1] Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.

[option 2] Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.

2

[oldfashionedhero]

I hope you had the decency to call them in the morning.

Spike

[idolstolemylook]

It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.

[somepartsbroken]

....This had better be a misfire.

Luke Skywalker

[neverjoinyou]

I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.

[ka_mai]

Try me.

Steve Rogers

[oldfashionedhero]

[5: Your choice. Let's crack it up.]

Re: Steve Rogers

[rumchocolatesouffle]

Does it count as a threesome if you go to bed with someone with a bottle of Captain Morgan in your hand?

Some ovMennet

[gruesome]

There is a random in my bed. Sstrange but at least he's a human?

Re: Some ovMennet

[rumchocolatesouffle]

Don't eat them!

[Kurt's a little tipsy.]

Anakin

[hero_with_no_fear]

[1 and/or 3 - whatev's works for you guys]
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner

[abetterhappyending]

People use them sexually? What for?