The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[abetterhappyending]

[ SO DRUNK giggling at her mistake ]

Sorry. Entirely inappropriate of me.

I'm being all sorts of sinful tonight!

[funnythingsare]

Oh my god. No. Just stop. All of it.

I'm come to get you.

[abetterhappyending]

I'm perfectly capable

[ ... did you press send by accident, maria ]

[funnythingsare]

I really, really don't need to know what you're capable of

1/2

[abetterhappyending]

No.

2/2

[abetterhappyending]

I am going to tell Dr Rush that I swallow. It is my business and not yours. I am a grown woman. Thank you.

i lied 3/3

[abetterhappyending]

Love you

1/2

[funnythingsare]

Of course you swallow. You're a lady.

2/2

[funnythingsare]

AND THAT IS NOT THE POINT

stay away from him

[abetterhappyending]

[ he gets a selfie texted back to him. she's lying down on some sofa somewhere with the phone held above her head, a half-empty wineglass balanced in the palm of her hand and her tongue sticking out at the camera.

DOES WHAT SHE WANTS. ]

[funnythingsare]

You know, I thought I got it all from dad. I'm questioning that now.

And cutting you off.

[abetterhappyending]

I am not speaking about your father.

[funnythingsare]

Oh, I know. I just thought I was a mess due to his side. Guess I was wrong.

[abetterhappyending]

Don't you talk to me that way

1/2

[funnythingsare]

I'll talk to you however I want, when you're being unreasonable.

2/2

[funnythingsare]

Besides, I thought it'd be flattering. That I finally see the family resemblance.

[abetterhappyending]

Hehe :)

[ who showed her emoticons... ]

[funnythingsare]

oh my god

who have you been talking to?

[abetterhappyending]

You?

[funnythingsare]

I did not teach you... any of this.

[abetterhappyending]

Oh I've talked to other people tooyou are not my only means of social connection. My contact list has grown rather large. It is very handy over an address book.

[funnythingsare]

Yeah, I'm glad you've mastered last century's tech.

Can we get back to you not upsetting your son?

[abetterhappyending]

Why am I upsetting you?

[funnythingsare]

Look. I don't want to think about you spitting or swallowing with anyone but Dad.

And you know--I don't want to think about that.

[abetterhappyending]

I'm allowed to like whom I may and that is most certainly not your father at the moment. Is he even kind? I don't want to marry him! I don't know him! The future will come as it will but until then I am going to be happy