The TOS Phone Hell Meme

[somepartsbroken]

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[brains_before_bullets]

only for small things, i'd imagine.

[eclipse_of_time]

You'd be rather surprised what a well endowed woman can fit in her bosoms.

[brains_before_bullets]

yeah? perhaps you'd like to enlighten me.

[eclipse_of_time]

Goodness, I've stashed everything from pens to bottles to small animals!

[brains_before_bullets]

i bet the animals were honored.

[eclipse_of_time]

I think they were mostly warm.

[brains_before_bullets]

i can imagine.

[eclipse_of_time]

You wouldn't be the only one.

[brains_before_bullets]

one of many, or is this a topic reserved for people who are close?

[eclipse_of_time]

I couldn't begin to guess how many people have imagined what it feels like between my breasts. But considering I've had them for over a thousand years...

[brains_before_bullets]

you don't look that old.

[eclipse_of_time]

I'd like to claim I take good care of myself, but it's simply my nature. My body doesn't age.

[brains_before_bullets]

[The response comes after a while.]

you're serious about that, aren't you?

[eclipse_of_time]

Oh, yes. I'm sorry, I forget how strange that is to people not from my world. It's common knowledge, there. I'm perfectly human, really, it's only I don't age and my body can't be damaged.

[brains_before_bullets]

[processing]

ok

[Let him think about this, k?]