somepartsbroken: (☆ -  dont need a microphone)
Dorian Carver ([personal profile] somepartsbroken) wrote in [community profile] outofshadows2014-01-14 10:50 am
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The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard



Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]
to_this_end: (he laughs)

[personal profile] to_this_end 2014-01-15 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
I would make a terrible pimp. Not to mention that would indicate I DO something to attract the attention.
freebitchbaby: (092 ♥ (Neutral) Two sides of the same co)

[personal profile] freebitchbaby 2014-01-15 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
you do.
you're a jerk.
women like jerks.
idefkw
to_this_end: (the hell is wrong with you)

[personal profile] to_this_end 2014-01-15 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
That's ridiculous. And I'm not a 'jerk', I just don't needlessly coddle anyone.
freebitchbaby: (062 ♥ (Sexy) Fancied up)

[personal profile] freebitchbaby 2014-01-15 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
then how do you explain all the women wanting the d?
to_this_end: (satisfied smile)

[personal profile] to_this_end 2014-01-15 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Contagious insanity. Or misguided gothic romance fantasies.
freebitchbaby: (084 ♥ (Officer) Some bitches gone get sh)

[personal profile] freebitchbaby 2014-01-15 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
and you know what a cure for insanity for women used to be right?
manually produced orgasms.
way to go doc.
curing insanity one bone at a time.
to_this_end: (he laughs)

[personal profile] to_this_end 2014-01-15 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
That was hysteria, it had nothing to do with actual madness.

I'm not that sort of Doctor.
freebitchbaby: (042 ♥ (Thinking) Uh oh)

[personal profile] freebitchbaby 2014-01-20 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
potato potato whatever
Good.
Medical doctors are creepy as.
unless they're hot.