The TOS Phone Hell Meme

[somepartsbroken]

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

Chuck Hansen | Pacific Rim

[suicidemission]

a; i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled 'dibs!'

b; i just found out my mom named me after her fake ID in college

[oldmanstriker]

your mother and i are so proud

[suicidemission]

fuckin ridiculous

[oldmanstriker]

i thought you liked being noticed.

[suicidemission]

could be worse. just need t'figure out who it was

[oldmanstriker]

i am actually proud of you. you didn't get punched in the face or start a brawl this time

a

[brains_before_bullets]

we needed another guy.

Re: a

[suicidemission]

dibs though. you called dibs

[brains_before_bullets]

i was drunk on whisky and didn't want the other guys to claim another player.

[suicidemission]

but you were playing badminton does it make a difference

[brains_before_bullets]

it does when you're playing extreme badminton.

[suicidemission]

how the fuck do you make it extreme

[brains_before_bullets]

alcohol and basketballs. the nysgods make some sturdy badminton bats.

[suicidemission]

you're askin' for a broken nose, mate

[brains_before_bullets]

rule is no headshots

a

[ex_steadycourse703]

Yeah, that was me. Sorry, not sorry.

Re: a

[suicidemission]

oh well if it was you im not complainin

[ex_steadycourse703]

good. Just remember that when a flock of tiny officers come to dance with you. i'm claiming it first.

[suicidemission]

tiny officers?

[ex_steadycourse703]

anyone under the height of 5'4"

[suicidemission]

like you?

[ex_steadycourse703]

Add 4 inches to that and you've got me and my ridiculous legs, Hansen

[suicidemission]

well, i am a leg man