The TOS Phone Hell Meme

[somepartsbroken]

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[artistwithasickness]

I didn't know you wore kilts.

[alphaophiuchi]

I'm English, thank you very much. we don't wear kilts

those -are- undignified

[artistwithasickness]

Whoa don't let Rush hear that. You're English, which means you were born into trousers. Where else would you go around pantless?

[alphaophiuchi]

depends on how much of an exhibitionist I feel like being at that point in time

[artistwithasickness]

So shorts are an option?

[alphaophiuchi]

that's a lot of leg

[artistwithasickness]

More then being pantless altogether

[alphaophiuchi]

but there could be additional benefits to being pantsless altogether

for example, shocking some poor soul who doesn't expect a naked Englishman

[artistwithasickness]

Or scarring them for life.

[alphaophiuchi]

you make it sound like I don't look good naked

[artistwithasickness]

Im just saying not everyone wants to see whats under your hood

[alphaophiuchi]

I don't care

they should. I played quidditch for ages

[artistwithasickness]

I think it's funny you're a jock.

[alphaophiuchi]

why is that funny? sports are fun

[artistwithasickness]

It doesn't match the waistcoat

[alphaophiuchi]

I don't wear the waistcoat when I play. that would be silly

[artistwithasickness]

Jesus. are you still drinking?

[alphaophiuchi]

yes. I have to make it to z

[artistwithasickness]

Sleep on your stomach and don't die >|

[alphaophiuchi]

I won't die. I'm very good at not dying

[artistwithasickness]

Your first text indicates that you might be testing that theory.

[alphaophiuchi]

letters are much better than numbers for a scale. I don't know why people came up with the idea of using numbers

[artistwithasickness]

Letters change all the time, numbers don't

[alphaophiuchi]

but numbers have such boring shapes

[artistwithasickness]

I can't argue with drunk logic.