The TOS Phone Hell Meme

[somepartsbroken]

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

Marion

[didnotwant]

A
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

B

I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not

B

[abetterhappyending]

That's not what Jesus does. God sculps the bodies and Jesus dies for their sins because they're too attractive and they bring out the devil in people. I learned this in school.

[didnotwant]

Well maybe he encouraged the Father. Boy howdy was that man good looking.

[abetterhappyending]

Sometimes He gives us a gift true.

[didnotwant]

So is it right to appreciate such a gift? :)

1/2

[abetterhappyending]

You'll need to pray for forgiveness afterwwards if it's out of wedlock. But that's okay because He will always forgive us.

2/2

[abetterhappyending]

What's that symbol mean?

1/2

[didnotwant]

It's supposed to be a smile. Some people add them to text messages.

2/2

[didnotwant]

It's been a long time since I've really let myself appericate a man's form, let alone that sort of sin. I'm sure that He would forgive me of that. I have needed worse forgiven.

[abetterhappyending]

Oh that's adorable!!!

[ another line of convo completely forgotten ]

[didnotwant]

It's very fun to use. It adds a bit of innocent flare to text messages.

[abetterhappyending]

Is there anything special I press to make one or is it just a colon and paranthensis?

[didnotwant]

No, nothing special.

[abetterhappyending]

:)

B

[oldfashionedhero]

You did, actually.

[didnotwant]

Well he needs to stop being so perfect. Apparently my self control is weak.

[oldfashionedhero]

I'm pretty sure he took it as a compliment.

[didnotwant]

Well good, I'm less embarrassed.