The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[punchedaklingon]

we must maintain the integrity of the UST between the three of us
otherwise the ship will never get flown to places and stuff

[funnythingsare]

I don't think she's ever met Stephen Hawking, so I can't speak to that.

[to_this_end]

The point is that you're throwing a tantrum over nothing. I will repeat that I ALREADY HAVE A LOVER.

[ex_steadycourse703]

good. Just remember that when a flock of tiny officers come to dance with you. i'm claiming it first.

Rose Tyler

[chavtastic]

sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night

[abetterhappyending]

Oh I'm terribly sorry I don't mean to be. You are a very bright young man though you could stand to learn some more humility.

1/2

[funnythingsare]

Because that stops people.

[suicidemission]

tiny officers?

2/2

[funnythingsare]

So... whose come is she talking about swallowing, then?

[freebitchbaby]

that is bad

knew i loved you for a reason other than the tits

[ex_steadycourse703]

anyone under the height of 5'4"

2

[chavtastic]

bloody brilliant, really

GOOD

[abetterhappyending]

[ nope no answer just yet you made her cry

but keep 'em coming you asshole ]

Re: 2/2

[to_this_end]

I'm fifty five and my diet consists of cigarettes and coffee. I'd have a heart attack if I had more than one

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

[funnythingsare]

Look. That was a one time thing.

The make up, not the face-sitting.

[funnythingsare]

Yes. We know.

[suicidemission]

like you?

[idolstolemylook]

rly nice of you to rub it in, mate

[suicidemission]

could be worse. just need t'figure out who it was

[rosenbridges]

oh, god I'm so sorry

[to_this_end]

I believe so.

[He enters with another clearing of his throat, trying not let his eyes linger. He's only a man, after all, and Maria's sleepwear is a good deal more revealing than what he's used to seeing her wear.]

Something about a drink?

[rosenbridges]

I couldn't help it.

[abetterhappyending]

Is there anything special I press to make one or is it just a colon and paranthensis?

[brains_before_bullets]

[processing]

ok

[Let him think about this, k?]

[ex_steadycourse703]

Add 4 inches to that and you've got me and my ridiculous legs, Hansen