The TOS Phone Hell Meme

[somepartsbroken]

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[oldfashionedhero]

I think you have the wrong number.

[hero_with_no_fear]

Clearly you made a mistake. Who else did you send this to?

[retributively]

...they should be messy. everything's messy if you enjoy it, enough.

[alphaophiuchi]

but numbers have such boring shapes

[alphaophiuchi]

it might. I'm not sure yet. should I let you know?

[oldfashionedhero]

There's a crown for that?

[punchedaklingon]

oh that I wish I did
nope
she definitely wants you

B

[oldfashionedhero]

You did, actually.

[funnythingsare]

Right?

[funnythingsare]

Hmm. Probably why she's being so... vulgar.

[idolstolemylook]

least someone is.

[idolstolemylook]

pretty sure they never said that about you

2

[oldfashionedhero]

Can't bear it in the light of day?

[idolstolemylook]

it's like you hate fun

[oldmanstriker]

that joke is unbearable

[neverjoinyou]

I... WHAT?

[didnotwant]

No, nothing special.

[capt_forehead]

Yeah, well that one nights with the fates was all they needed to hear about. It only took once.

[freebitchbaby]

suuuuuucks

so anyway, are you coming over or not? i miss your facial hair. it's tickly.

[neverjoinyou]

no one?

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[oldfashionedhero]

I hope you had the decency to call them in the morning.

[abetterhappyending]

[ For a long moment there's no response. Then, Maria pushes off of the door and weaves her way across the floor to him. She stands in front of him and then leans down, one hand landing heavily on his shoulder and the other carding through and then grasping his hair, and tilts her head into a kiss. ]

[idolstolemylook]

you were boring and selfish and that was before you got a soul

[funnythingsare]

Didn't have to. They stayed the night.

[capt_forehead]

I was selfish and fantastic and if my crimes count against me so do my victories.