outofshadows | The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard

Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

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That is a very long message. Please summarize.

[ come on don't expect her to squint at this tiny little screen while so drunk ]

So, you wouldn't happen to know what happens when a chick downs 4 pills of Viagra do you?

Edited 2014-01-14 18:16 (UTC)

Then keep going, no one likes a quiter.

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Just tell the guy you swallow. Trust me.

Well, next time I go out drinking I know who to take with me. Jane just lost her wing man rights.

You trying to impress me?

it's fantastic and I don't know why I don't do this more often

No clue, but you should let me drink from you in the name of science. I am curious what it will do to a dead body.

what happens when I get to z?

is it working?

A fun event called alcohol poisoning. And a mickey mouse hat.

what's a mickey mouse hat? I don't want to wear mice on my head

Don't see why you can't take both of us.

So long as you've still got your pants on. And aren't screaming like a baboon.

I'm perfectly capable

[ ... did you press send by accident, maria ]

Okay, look here, just 'cause I let you do it once doesn't make me a juicebox.

True enough. Sounds like an adventure.

I never scream like a baboon but I can't promise my pants staying on

was gonna say you weren't drunk enough, if you could still type now i'm thinking you even wanting to means you are

Juiceboxes moan. You are not a juicebox.

In that case, chose someplace to be pantless where we can all get a look.

I really, really don't need to know what you're capable of

like the park? must I? it's terribly undignified

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