The TOS Phone Hell Meme

[somepartsbroken]

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[abetterhappyending]

:)

[oldfashionedhero]

That must mean you're sober now.

[somepartsbroken]

I do not, we just have different ideas of fun.

[didnotwant]

Well he needs to stop being so perfect. Apparently my self control is weak.

[ka_mai]

What? I'm sorry, but I wot plenty of people have jerked it in space. S'not beyond my imagination 'lest there were fancy ship bits involved.

[hero_with_no_fear]

You sent this to your mother, too. Didn't you?

1/2

[oldmanstriker]

unfortunately.

[oldfashionedhero]

Is that how that works? I didn't know if it extended to vacuum cleaners.

[oldmanstriker]

i also thought we were having a bear-off.

[ka_mai]

Maybe find someone available that you'd like to have sex with? Just a thought.

[oldfashionedhero]

Keep me updated. I don't want to know what happens when you get to w.

[alphaophiuchi]

I want to get to z but some people keep complaining that I'm going to die

Anakin

[hero_with_no_fear]

[1 and/or 3 - whatev's works for you guys]
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner

[to_this_end]

[It takes him entirely by surprise. Regardless of the racy things said over text messages, he never thought Maria would make any sort of move. Flirt and tease, certainly, but not this.

His hands go to her waist immediately, out of habit and to help steady her. Her lips are warm and soft and sweet and it is with great reluctance that Rush turns his head away.]

Are you certain this is a good idea?

[Because by now it's foolish to try and protest he doesn't want her to kiss him.]

[oldfashionedhero]

I'm not really a threesome kind of guy. Too many sticks in the fondue pot.

[to_this_end]

I'm sure you'd manage. You're resourceful.

[punchedaklingon]

ew. gross metaphor.
only one stick in the...cheese though technically.

nope. no less gross when repeated.

[to_this_end]

That was hysteria, it had nothing to do with actual madness.

I'm not that sort of Doctor.

[oldfashionedhero]

I'm pretty sure he took it as a compliment.

lol i was just about to tag you when you tagged me

[abetterhappyending]

Swallowing. As opposed to spitting?

[artistwithasickness]

I can't argue with drunk logic.

[oldfashionedhero]

I think you won with your spectacular hibernating skills.

[abetterhappyending]

People use them sexually? What for?

[oldmanstriker]

please don't tell me i passed out on you.

[oldfashionedhero]

Yeah, I wouldn't advise it. Can't drink when you're dead.