somepartsbroken: (☆ -  dont need a microphone)
Dorian Carver ([personal profile] somepartsbroken) wrote in [community profile] outofshadows2014-01-14 10:50 am
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The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard



Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]
oldfashionedhero: (089114942)

[personal profile] oldfashionedhero 2014-01-15 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
wellithink that's
alphaophiuchi: (oh gods what is happening)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-15 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
devi don't be mean
truealphascott: (concerned)

[personal profile] truealphascott 2014-01-15 03:17 am (UTC)(link)

But then she might go around telling people I have a tail.

oldfashionedhero: (0813671278)

[personal profile] oldfashionedhero 2014-01-15 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
when i said
abetterhappyending: (sea of waking dreams)

[personal profile] abetterhappyending 2014-01-15 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ She rests more limply against him, her eyes shut and lips moving in a muttering of the lyrics, no longer coherent words. "You're the lover, you're the lover, you're the lover..." Ella croons, and soon enough Maria is slumping over, body tilting and head sliding down his chest, slow enough for him to catch, as she's passing out. ]
rumchocolatesouffle: (snicker)

[personal profile] rumchocolatesouffle 2014-01-15 03:17 am (UTC)(link)

Hehe, that's good. Can you kick them out of your bed?

oldfashionedhero: (008)

4/4

[personal profile] oldfashionedhero 2014-01-15 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
I think that's a personal decision, Maria.
alphaophiuchi: (awkward table is awkward)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-15 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Which might get you laid again.

Are you actually complaining?
gruesome: (Grue - Sleeping)

[personal profile] gruesome 2014-01-15 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
If he has a reason it is his reason. Just my bed.
gruesome: (Default)

[personal profile] gruesome 2014-01-15 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
That would be rude. he is very asleep.
alphaophiuchi: (bitch plz)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-15 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
You should probably ask.

Or shove him out.
truealphascott: (closeup)

[personal profile] truealphascott 2014-01-15 03:20 am (UTC)(link)

[Okay he was really conflicted with this.]

She'd find out I don't have a tail though?

gruesome: (Default)

[personal profile] gruesome 2014-01-15 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
i think I will watch to se if he wakes up.
oldfashionedhero: (029)

[personal profile] oldfashionedhero 2014-01-15 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
I think at v that could be anywhere. Do you need some help getting home?
artistwithasickness: (◄ Tiltedhead)

1/2

[personal profile] artistwithasickness 2014-01-15 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
trust me this is me being nice
artistwithasickness: (Tattoos)

2/2

[personal profile] artistwithasickness 2014-01-15 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
i do what i want :|
alphaophiuchi: (a genuine grin)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-15 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
You're going to stare at him until he wakes up? Ooh, I wish I were there to see that.
alphaophiuchi: (i'm not actually sure about that)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-15 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
So pretend. I'm sure she'll be just as into that.
abetterhappyending: (where does time go so slowly)

[personal profile] abetterhappyending 2014-01-15 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
During intercourse?
abetterhappyending: (howling ghosts they reappear)

[personal profile] abetterhappyending 2014-01-15 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
I could give you a secret of my own?
gruesome: (Default)

[personal profile] gruesome 2014-01-15 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Why? Is it strange?
alphaophiuchi: (feelings)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-15 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
but devi

[he doesn't know what to say to that. He got to w.]

deviiiiiiiiii we were having such a good conversation
alphaophiuchi: (aw yis)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-15 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Little bit odd.

I think you should do it anyway.
artistwithasickness: (Ω Battle Ready)

[personal profile] artistwithasickness 2014-01-15 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah but about your skills in the bedroom?
abetterhappyending: (problems aside you taught me well)

those were the most perfect icon choices in a chain i've ever seen.

[personal profile] abetterhappyending 2014-01-15 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry. The future is very confusing for me.
Edited 2014-01-15 03:35 (UTC)

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