outofshadows | The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard

Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

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We have some crazy things happening around my hometown, but I've never heard of a whole city of magic. What's it like?

Honestly, it's overrated. What can you drink?

Water. But I was human for a week, once, and I liked beer and apple juice.

Only a little bit.

I forgot. I'm still new.

is there a way to tell in writing?

Kurt giggles. "I like apple juice, but not beer. Water's the only thing you can drink? What is it about the plant based drinks that bother you?"

Well good, I'm less embarrassed.

"The plants, the sun in them, I think." He made a face just thinking about it, his blunt nose crinkling. "I blister and my skin cracks."

Not really. It's sort of hit or miss guesswork.

How much were you joking?

Well, there really are some people who like that.

Kurt nods. "That sucks. I guess water is the safest then."

... But why? It would hurt a lot. I have a lot of teeth.

Oh, I don't know. Trust issues. Control issues. A masochistic streak a mile wide.

Take your pick.

The same as the rest of the city, except magical. Personally, I don't find it that spectacular.

However, I do find the nonmagical part boring.

I prefer boring to the battlefield my home is for the supernatural.

Don't let JARVIS hear you talk like that.

well there's that whole thing where I'm in a relationship and we fucked while under the influence but it's tempting

Oh. I should just shut up now.

No!

It's alright! I wot there's plenty of people who HAVEN'T done it in space, too. I haven't.

Oh. Wait. I sent it to... everyone.

But you've... you've DONE IT, right?

Gods yes, often and with enthusiasm! Show me a fellow who hasn't.

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