The TOS Phone Hell Meme

[somepartsbroken]

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[abetterhappyending]

Yes. They are your family.

[alphaophiuchi]

i havent seen them for over two years :(

[abetterhappyending]

Me as well. I miss them so much.

[alphaophiuchi]

me too

i want to go home

[abetterhappyending]

Me too

[alphaophiuchi]

maybe my prize when i get to z will be to go home

[abetterhappyending]

I don't know what z means please stop using your future words it is very confusing for me

[alphaophiuchi]

its a letter youre using them right now

[abetterhappyending]

Why are you trying to get to a letter to go home?

That makes no sense.

[alphaophiuchi]

because im really drunk and i was at v before

its a scale

[a couple of minutes later:]

might not be able to go home with it though. i should find charles instead that might work

[somepartsbroken]

...is he a male stripper?

[somepartsbroken]

Color me impressed.

[neverjoinyou]

I'm slowly realizing everyone but me does

[rosenbridges]

[ CHOKES ]

NO! he's...he's just really built

[rumchocolatesouffle]

"What was it like where you were? I know you said it was underground," Kurt prompts.

[truealphascott]

I'm not that strange.

[Okay, maybe he was.]

[alphaophiuchi]

Just a hint, though.

[truealphascott]

Says the person from 'wizarding' London.

[alphaophiuchi]

I'm a wizard. That doesn't make me strange. It makes me capable of magic.

[truealphascott]

That makes you strange to me.

[alphaophiuchi]

You're strange to me for a number of other reasons, so I suppose that's fair.

[truealphascott]

Is it the kind of strange that makes you want to get to know me better or make you want to get away from me?

[alphaophiuchi]

I'm not sure. Keep talking. I'll figure it out.

[gruesome]

"Oh..." Some smiles, settling in. "It was beautiful. I lived in River-Eaten, which is... well, like I suppose a neighborhood? It was the name for a long series of wide round caverns." He made a shape that used all four hands, a wide, flattened shape like a giant burger. "Some stacked, and some running into each other, with a river, the Shroar-flow, that sews them all together. We lived in the seventh cavern from the Lightfall, the place where water falls from the surface. Deep. Ah... I suppose it would be several hours climbing."

[gruesome]

Yes. Humans are very odd. I still can't figure out why you cut your hair, let alone the rest of... all of you.