The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

wow html

[alphaophiuchi]

Precisely what I'd have thought. A bit like living in a glass house.

1/2

[lethalheels]

Sweetheart, any woman with half a brain is a social reject. tough shit for the rest of the world. [ Just ask her what her opinions are on society, go on. ]

when a/s/l was a thing, i wonder why they didn't add bra/dick size considering its primary use

2/2

[lethalheels]

my name is nina.

shit haps

[lethalheels]

or a lot like it. are you living in a glass house, dollface?

<3

[alphaophiuchi]

Might've been at one point.

<3!

[lethalheels]

yet the feeling still lingers. well, my dearest drunk misdial, i'd invite you for drinks if you'd like. i'm starting to get sober.

[alphaophiuchi]

Sober is never a good feeling. I'd accept, were I aware of where I ought to be to remedy that little problem.

[artistwithasickness]

[Devi's so glad this is over text]

Im Devi, thankfully with more then half a brain. I gotta ask, is smoking /during/ the act really smart? or even helpful to the whole situation?

[lethalheels]

A shame to be sure

[lethalheels]

always a good sign. well, that's a story you see. [ is it ever ]

[alphaophiuchi]

It really is, given how excellent the conversation was so far.

[artistwithasickness]

You drunk enough to tell, sober enough to type?

[lethalheels]

lacking transportation or are you metaphorically wrapped around someone elses finger?

[alphaophiuchi]

Little of both, perhaps.

[lethalheels]

i could tell a stranger, doll. they'd think i'm crazy or call it in and i'd laugh at either decision. i pay my taxes through heads. the kind that are on your neck. [ for clarification ]

[lethalheels]

i've got enough rope for two, babe.

[alphaophiuchi]

Somehow, I'm not sure that's what he's into.

[artistwithasickness]

I am a stranger, 'doll', and I promise you ain't got shit on some crazy that I've seen.

[lethalheels]

vanilla, is he? how adorable.

[lethalheels]

you don't consider of compadres after all of this? [ this text is very obviously sarcastic ]

[artistwithasickness]

[too bad sarcasm doesn't have a font]
no

[alphaophiuchi]

A kinder, gentler individual, to be sure.

[lethalheels]

what a shame. well, for more wilder adventures.

[lethalheels]

Shame.

she was meant to be a hit. things became messy. i needed a cigarette. they became more messy.

[alphaophiuchi]

I'm sure if I asked nicely, we could be plenty wild.