somepartsbroken: (☆ -  dont need a microphone)
Dorian Carver ([personal profile] somepartsbroken) wrote in [community profile] outofshadows2014-01-14 10:50 am
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The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard



Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]
alphaophiuchi: (regarding silently • black)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-14 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
don't you dare
artistwithasickness: (§ What?)

[personal profile] artistwithasickness 2014-01-14 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, look at him catch up.
artistwithasickness: (§ Ω  Better Than)

[personal profile] artistwithasickness 2014-01-14 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
So shorts are an option?
alphaophiuchi: (a pained smile)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-14 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
that's a lot of leg
artistwithasickness: (Ω Fighting Santa)

[personal profile] artistwithasickness 2014-01-14 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
More then being pantless altogether
alphaophiuchi: (potion swag)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-14 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
don't even think about it. you'll get hexed

[UGH NO]
alphaophiuchi: (appreciative)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-14 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
but there could be additional benefits to being pantsless altogether

for example, shocking some poor soul who doesn't expect a naked Englishman
artistwithasickness: (◄ Ω half down lit)

[personal profile] artistwithasickness 2014-01-14 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Or scarring them for life.
alphaophiuchi: (i'm not actually sure about that)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-14 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
you make it sound like I don't look good naked
artistwithasickness: (Bored)

1/2

[personal profile] artistwithasickness 2014-01-14 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Life isn't fair.
alphaophiuchi: (please don't touch me)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-14 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[GO AWAY DORIAN]

you absolutely would because you're a prick
artistwithasickness: (► Half a mind)

2/2

[personal profile] artistwithasickness 2014-01-14 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I think my nipples are going to tear through my bra
artistwithasickness: (Laptop)

[personal profile] artistwithasickness 2014-01-14 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Im just saying not everyone wants to see whats under your hood
abetterhappyending: (night is my companion)

totally taking his advice to heart

[personal profile] abetterhappyending 2014-01-14 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
The future is very different.
alphaophiuchi: (in a train car • black)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-14 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[YOU ARE GETTING SO IGNORED]

yes you would. I've seen you do it before
alphaophiuchi: (awkward table is awkward)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-14 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't care

they should. I played quidditch for ages
abetterhappyending: (just what god needs: one more victim)

[personal profile] abetterhappyending 2014-01-14 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ two drunk people with rich backgrounds, awesome mix ]

Wasted?

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