The TOS Phone Hell Meme

[somepartsbroken]

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

Dr. Rush

[to_this_end]

Apparently I very much need to learn how to handle sexual advances from younger women.

1

[freebitchbaby]

Dude.
That's depraved.
I've never been so proud of you beefour.

[abetterhappyending]

Before.

[artistwithasickness]

I think it's funny you're a jock.

it's so the opposite of her time period lol

[abetterhappyending]

You really think so?

I must seem like such a fuddy duddy.

Dorian

[somepartsbroken]

You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.

1/2

[funnythingsare]

Of course you swallow. You're a lady.

[alphaophiuchi]

why is that funny? sports are fun

[artistwithasickness]

Steel reserve? SHAME ON YOU

2/2

[funnythingsare]

AND THAT IS NOT THE POINT

stay away from him

[somepartsbroken]

Not at all. And if he does not see you as a perfect treasure for such honesty. Ditch him.

[artistwithasickness]

It doesn't match the waistcoat

[somepartsbroken]

I was desperate!

[artistwithasickness]

no excuse not for SR

[freebitchbaby]

I'm not even from this.planet.
I spelt depraved right

[somepartsbroken]

It was cheap and beer goes straight to my head. I felt it would have made my father proud.

[alphaophiuchi]

I don't wear the waistcoat when I play. that would be silly

[artistwithasickness]

Jesus. are you still drinking?

[abetterhappyending]

What younger women?

[abetterhappyending]

[ he gets a selfie texted back to him. she's lying down on some sofa somewhere with the phone held above her head, a half-empty wineglass balanced in the palm of her hand and her tongue sticking out at the camera.

DOES WHAT SHE WANTS. ]

[funnythingsare]

I'll tell you.

Stay the fuck away from her.

[funnythingsare]

You know, I thought I got it all from dad. I'm questioning that now.

And cutting you off.

Bert

[ka_mai]

I'm sorry that was apparently the loudest sex you've ever heard, but it was the best sex I've ever had!

[abetterhappyending]

I am not speaking about your father.

[abetterhappyending]

Yes you did and it was very good of you.