The TOS Phone Hell Meme

[somepartsbroken]

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[funnythingsare]

Oh, I know. I just thought I was a mess due to his side. Guess I was wrong.

[to_this_end]

What? 'Her' who? I'm not in the habit of carrying on with involved women.

[somepartsbroken]

Next time just warn me and I will leave. My poor virgin ears.

[abetterhappyending]

Don't you talk to me that way

[funnythingsare]

She isn't--yet. But I'd like to be born, thanks.

1/2

[funnythingsare]

I'll talk to you however I want, when you're being unreasonable.

2/2

[funnythingsare]

Besides, I thought it'd be flattering. That I finally see the family resemblance.

[abetterhappyending]

He's a lovely man and I have no doubts.

[abetterhappyending]

Hehe :)

[ who showed her emoticons... ]

[to_this_end]

Simply in general. It's not something I seek, simply something that happens.

And I believe I sent you this in error. My apologies.

[to_this_end]

I do beg your pardon? I've no idea what you're talking about.

[ka_mai]

If I'd have known it was going to happen, I'd have hung a hankie! Heat of the moment, all that. You ken how it is.

[abetterhappyending]

Oh good. I'd hate to think there were many others it'd make it exceedingly awkward when I tell you I would swallow.

[somepartsbroken]

Yes, yes mayhaps I do. Just yell or something next time. And, not something like 'you want it' Because I think I learned more about you and the lady in that short time then I cared too.

[to_this_end]

....I beg your pardon?

Jane Foster

[rosenbridges]

I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack

[abetterhappyending]

I have it on good authority to be forward with you.

[somepartsbroken]

Then I am cheering for you, good luck.

[abetterhappyending]

Thank you very much :)

[to_this_end]

Do you? I never considered you the forward type. Who's authority?

[somepartsbroken]

You sent this to the wrong person I think but still.

link attached

[somepartsbroken]

You are quite welcome.

1/2

[abetterhappyending]

Dorian Carver gave me very good advice. I am attempting to understand the future social culture and act accordingly.

2/2

[abetterhappyending]

Do you not enjoy forward women?

[abetterhappyending]

I'm afraid I don't even know what Viagra is.