The TOS Phone Hell Meme

[somepartsbroken]

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[to_this_end]

It has a certain...dirty in the exciting way connotation to it.

[abetterhappyending]

So you feel the same?

[to_this_end]

Well I'm not going to say I don't enjoy oral sex.

You're right, I need a drink for this.

[punch_it]

Studliest.

[abetterhappyending]

Find me ;)

[punch_it]

Maybe you shouldn't leave them lying around in your closet where anyone can find them.

[punch_it]

would i do something like that?

[punch_it]

it's easier to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.

[funnythingsare]

oh I think I'd like to see you beg

[funnythingsare]

I'm talking about my mother being off limits, bub.</big.

[funnythingsare]

oh my god

who have you been talking to?

[abetterhappyending]

You?

[punch_it]

you're on the right track. just tell the guy and see what he does. some of them make the BEST faces.

[alphaophiuchi]

I don't believe you I'm going to open that door and you're going to scare me



:(

[look at what he learned!]

[punch_it]

i bet you would.

[funnythingsare]

I did not teach you... any of this.

[abetterhappyending]

Oh I've talked to other people tooyou are not my only means of social connection. My contact list has grown rather large. It is very handy over an address book.

[abetterhappyending]

How can I see his face over the phone?

[alphaophiuchi]

[hell to the yes. He's pleased already.]

pissed. trashed. drunk. very very drunk

[alphaophiuchi]

yes. I have to make it to z

[abetterhappyending]

You mean soused or pickled. Boxed as well.

[ a pause. ]

Blitzed. I've heard blitzed.

[alphaophiuchi]

all excellent words if you ask me. very fancy

[punch_it]

video.

[abetterhappyending]

Like a photograph?

[punch_it]

like a movie