The TOS Phone Hell Meme

[somepartsbroken]

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[somepartsbroken]

Mmm, I never though of that one before. I suppose if one wishes to remain classy you just surprise it, Any other way I can think of showing such might project the wrong image. By the by, I think you misfired this message as I am certain you did not mean to send it to me. Hi, It is Dorian.

[abetterhappyending]

That is a very long message. Please summarize.

[ come on don't expect her to squint at this tiny little screen while so drunk ]

WORST VOICE OF REASON.

[somepartsbroken]

Just tell the guy you swallow. Trust me.

LMAO

[abetterhappyending]

[ there's a really long pause because she just sorta leaves the cursor blinking on her phone for a while and forgetting to hit send ]

That seems so very straight forward

[somepartsbroken]

Some guys love a woman who just flat out says what and how she wants things.

totally taking his advice to heart

[abetterhappyending]

The future is very different.

He loves women who say what they want. He's into strong womens.

[somepartsbroken]

The Future, pish posh. It is always been this way, we are just told to be reserved and hide it.

it's so the opposite of her time period lol

[abetterhappyending]

You really think so?

I must seem like such a fuddy duddy.

[somepartsbroken]

Not at all. And if he does not see you as a perfect treasure for such honesty. Ditch him.

[abetterhappyending]

He's a lovely man and I have no doubts.

[somepartsbroken]

Then I am cheering for you, good luck.

[abetterhappyending]

Thank you very much :)

[somepartsbroken]

You are quite welcome.