outofshadows | The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard

Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

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So, you wouldn't happen to know what happens when a chick downs 4 pills of Viagra do you?

Edited 2014-01-14 18:16 (UTC)

No clue, but you should let me drink from you in the name of science. I am curious what it will do to a dead body.

Okay, look here, just 'cause I let you do it once doesn't make me a juicebox.

Juiceboxes moan. You are not a juicebox.

...I'm not entirely sure if that's an insult or a compliment. A moan distinguishes juicebox?

Yes, like the moan of satisfaction rolling from a lovers lips. That is why apple is so popular you see.

Edited (TWICE THE LOVER FOR TWICE THE FUN!) 2014-01-14 18:34 (UTC)

Well, I'm glad we agree that you're not satisfying to my tastes.

...Wait wait. Does this mean no?

Oh, look at him catch up.

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I'm afraid I don't even know what Viagra is.

A pill that gets dicks hard no matter age or issue. My nipples are trying to petition for a change i think

Why would you ingest pills meant for a man?

Mislabeled tic-tac container. ..you probably don't know what that is. breathmints

That seems very irresponsible to mislabel

Shoulda known when there wasn't any candy coating.

Do you need a hospital?

No, I think a fifth of vodka will adequately pump my stomach.

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Well, you won't be going bald

Yeah, pretty sure my biggest worry is my tits falling off. Wigs can be amazing things.

I think if spontaneous transsexualism was a potential side effect this would have come up in the trials

Spontaneous transsexualism is still more appealing then anal seepage.

Well, yes

I don't think anyone is arguing that

Did you actually take 4?

Well, yes, but anal seepage /did/ come up in the trials. And yes, I did, but in my defense I thought they were tic-tacs.

And exactly how drunk are you right now?

On a scale of 1 to pretty fucking drunk? I expect to wake up in a hotel bath on ice without a kidney. Hey, maybe that'll solve my Viagra problem.

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