The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[abetterhappyending]

What younger women?

[to_this_end]

Simply in general. It's not something I seek, simply something that happens.

And I believe I sent you this in error. My apologies.

[abetterhappyending]

Oh good. I'd hate to think there were many others it'd make it exceedingly awkward when I tell you I would swallow.

[to_this_end]

....I beg your pardon?

[abetterhappyending]

I have it on good authority to be forward with you.

[to_this_end]

Do you? I never considered you the forward type. Who's authority?

1/2

[abetterhappyending]

Dorian Carver gave me very good advice. I am attempting to understand the future social culture and act accordingly.

2/2

[abetterhappyending]

Do you not enjoy forward women?

[to_this_end]

Not everything about the future needs to be embraced. Certainly there's a time for being forward but you do realize who you're speaking with...?

I think this is what I meant in my original text.

[abetterhappyending]

I realize precisely whom I am speaking with. That's why I am speaking.

I'm sorry. I am a mite pickled.

[to_this_end]

It's Dr. Rush.

That would explain it.

[abetterhappyending]

Yes exactly. Dr Rush.

After a long pause

[to_this_end]

How much have you had to drink?

I think there may be some confusion here.

1/???

[abetterhappyending]

Several glasses? I didn't count.

2/???

[abetterhappyending]

I feel positively giddy.

3/???

[abetterhappyending]

You should come over. I have a second glass.

4/4 done okay

[abetterhappyending]

Dr Rush?

[to_this_end]

Do you really think MORE alcohol is a good idea?

I may be mistaken, but I'm rather sure you sent me a message about oral sex.]

[abetterhappyending]

Yes. I have not performed it on any men before and it is not so openly accepted in my time but it seems to be here? Is that true? If so I am interested in it specfically with you. I find you very handsome.

[to_this_end]

It...depends. It's certainly not considered strange or perverse, but it's not something everyone enjoys. Performing, I mean.

And typically not the first thing one suggests doing.]

[abetterhappyending]

The idea feels very naughty and sinful.

[to_this_end]

It has a certain...dirty in the exciting way connotation to it.

[abetterhappyending]

So you feel the same?

[to_this_end]

Well I'm not going to say I don't enjoy oral sex.

You're right, I need a drink for this.

[abetterhappyending]

Find me ;)