The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[funnythingsare]

I'll tell you.

Stay the fuck away from her.

[to_this_end]

What? 'Her' who? I'm not in the habit of carrying on with involved women.

[funnythingsare]

She isn't--yet. But I'd like to be born, thanks.

[to_this_end]

I do beg your pardon? I've no idea what you're talking about.

[funnythingsare]

I'm talking about my mother being off limits, bub.</big.

[to_this_end]

Ah. You mean Miss Carbonell, I assume. I assure you, no advances have been made on either part. She is simply a friend.

[funnythingsare]

Uh-huh. I have lots of friends like that.

[to_this_end]

Who's company you enjoy? That's rather the point of friendship.

[funnythingsare]

ok my point being I DON'T.

So I know what you're up to.

[to_this_end]

I am a fifty five year old widower who already has a lover. I am not 'up' to anything.

[funnythingsare]

I've heard that one before. Before you know, he tackled me into bed.

[to_this_end]

I am not in the habit of tackling anyone into bed, let alone women young enough to be my daughter. I am not some deviant, for god's sake!

[funnythingsare]

Whatever. Men aren't friends with people who look like Maria for no reason.

[to_this_end]

I am friends with her because she is polite, well mannered, intelligent, and shares similar tastes. She's a young woman my wife would have liked very much.

[funnythingsare]

Bet you fed her that line, too.

[to_this_end]

I haven't fed her a single line! She is a charming person and I enjoy her company! The same as I enjoy the company of a number of people who happen to be female and in their twenties. I'm a college professor, a mentor, not a...a sex object!

[funnythingsare]

Wait. When did "college professor" and "sex object" stop being synonyms?

[to_this_end]

I'm far more Stephen Hawking than Indiana Jones. And I am not after your mother!

wow sorry if that's... too far

[funnythingsare]

Oh, like I wouldn't do Stephen Hawking.

[to_this_end]

...we aren't talking about you, we're talking about Ms. Carbonell.

[funnythingsare]

I don't think she's ever met Stephen Hawking, so I can't speak to that.

[to_this_end]

The point is that you're throwing a tantrum over nothing. I will repeat that I ALREADY HAVE A LOVER.

1/2

[funnythingsare]

Because that stops people.

2/2

[funnythingsare]

So... whose come is she talking about swallowing, then?

Re: 2/2

[to_this_end]

I'm fifty five and my diet consists of cigarettes and coffee. I'd have a heart attack if I had more than one

I BEG YOUR PARDON?