The TOS Phone Hell Meme

[somepartsbroken]

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[alphaophiuchi]

all excellent words if you ask me. very fancy

[abetterhappyending]

We are a fancy people you and I.

[alphaophiuchi]

we are. I like it. we're very fancy even when we're drunk

are you drunk? you could be. I bet it would be fun

[abetterhappyending]

Oh very much so. I keep giggling!

[alphaophiuchi]

my mother does that too sometimes if you give her too much wine

I bet you're more fun when you drink too especially if you're giggling

[abetterhappyending]

Am I really such a school marm???

[alphaophiuchi]

yes

though I'd prefer to use the phrase 'ice queen'

[abetterhappyending]

Oh I'm terribly sorry I don't mean to be. You are a very bright young man though you could stand to learn some more humility.

[alphaophiuchi]

I'm plenty humble when I want to be. the rest's a very good act and I'm only telling you this because I'm drunk so you should forget that I said so

[abetterhappyending]

I give no guarantee.

[alphaophiuchi]

that's no fun. how do I know if I can trust you then?

[abetterhappyending]

I could give you a secret of my own?

[alphaophiuchi]

I do like secrets

[abetterhappyending]

Okay let me think of one

[alphaophiuchi]

you have to think of one?

[abetterhappyending]

I just can't tell you any old secret can I? I have to think about which one I want to present. I am also particularly wasted as you said and this increases the difficulty of thought.

[alphaophiuchi]

oh okay

thinking is hard, isn't it?

[abetterhappyending]

Very. So so very yes it is :)

[alphaophiuchi]

are you having any luck with it?

[abetterhappyending]

You keep interrupting me.

[alphaophiuchi]

ooh

[he goes silent for about five minutes. No responses from him!! And then:]

how about now?

[abetterhappyending]

What about now?

[alphaophiuchi]

did you think of a secret for me?

preferably juicy and full of gossip. I love gossip

[abetterhappyending]

Oh yes. That's right.

[alphaophiuchi]

you dont need another five minutes do you? I like having someone to bother