The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

Herc Hansen

[oldmanstriker]

[TFLN Option]

1. you slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.

2. i spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming i'd changed spieces

3. who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive

3

[didnotwant]

I don't remember but he had good booze and was good with his hands.

I need to get his number.

[oldmanstriker]

you realise the network is psychic, right?

[didnotwant]

I forgot. I'm still new.

[oldmanstriker]

leads to easier one-night stands.

2

[chavtastic]

bloody brilliant, really

[oldmanstriker]

it wasn't a highlight.

[chavtastic]

no?

[oldmanstriker]

i'd rather people didn't remember me as 'that bear bloke'

2

[oldfashionedhero]

Can't bear it in the light of day?

[oldmanstriker]

that joke is unbearable

[oldfashionedhero]

That must mean you're sober now.

1/2

[oldmanstriker]

unfortunately.

[oldmanstriker]

i also thought we were having a bear-off.

[oldfashionedhero]

I think you won with your spectacular hibernating skills.

[oldmanstriker]

please don't tell me i passed out on you.

[oldfashionedhero]

You asked if I had any salmon and then said you'd be in your cave.

[oldmanstriker]

[Oh my god... he'd forgotten about that.]

i am so sorry.

[oldfashionedhero]

It was the snoring that really sold it though. That and the hat? It was uncanny.

[oldmanstriker]

i think i'm getting drunk in private from now on.

[oldfashionedhero]

Please don't. I haven't had that much fun in years.

[oldmanstriker]

glad it was amusing.

[oldfashionedhero]

I forgot what it was like. To just sit back and relax. I'll stop myself from making a bear joke about the hangover. You going to live?

[oldmanstriker]

I need to find some panadol, but i'll be fine.

[oldfashionedhero]

Is that aspirin?