somepartsbroken: (☆ - dont need a microphone)
Dorian Carver ([personal profile] somepartsbroken) wrote in [community profile] outofshadows2014-01-14 10:50 am
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The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard



Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]
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abetterhappyending: (problems aside you taught me well)

[personal profile] abetterhappyending 2014-01-15 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Why am I upsetting you?
funnythingsare: (Default)

[personal profile] funnythingsare 2014-01-15 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Look. I don't want to think about you spitting or swallowing with anyone but Dad.

And you know--I don't want to think about that.
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[personal profile] abetterhappyending 2014-01-15 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'm allowed to like whom I may and that is most certainly not your father at the moment. Is he even kind? I don't want to marry him! I don't know him! The future will come as it will but until then I am going to be happy
Edited 2014-01-15 01:15 (UTC)
funnythingsare: (unsure)

[personal profile] funnythingsare 2014-01-15 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if I disappear in a puff of paradox you'll know what happened.
abetterhappyending: (problems aside you taught me well)

AFTER A REALLY LONG ASS PAUSE

[personal profile] abetterhappyending 2014-01-15 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry baby
funnythingsare: (looking up)

OH GOOD NOW HE FEELS BAD

[personal profile] funnythingsare 2014-01-15 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Christ.

Look, you can swallow anyone's come you want. I just... you're my MOTHER
abetterhappyending: (felt so lonely in your company)

GOOD

[personal profile] abetterhappyending 2014-01-15 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ nope no answer just yet you made her cry

but keep 'em coming you asshole ]
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