The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[to_this_end]

I'm far more Stephen Hawking than Indiana Jones. And I am not after your mother!

wow sorry if that's... too far

[funnythingsare]

Oh, like I wouldn't do Stephen Hawking.

[to_this_end]

...we aren't talking about you, we're talking about Ms. Carbonell.

[funnythingsare]

I don't think she's ever met Stephen Hawking, so I can't speak to that.

[to_this_end]

The point is that you're throwing a tantrum over nothing. I will repeat that I ALREADY HAVE A LOVER.

1/2

[funnythingsare]

Because that stops people.

2/2

[funnythingsare]

So... whose come is she talking about swallowing, then?

Re: 2/2

[to_this_end]

I'm fifty five and my diet consists of cigarettes and coffee. I'd have a heart attack if I had more than one

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

[funnythingsare]

Look. I know you can read. Scroll up.

[to_this_end]

I swear to you, there is nothing going on! This is some terrible misunderstanding.

[funnythingsare]

You bet it is.

[to_this_end]

I have never laid a hand on Maria. I don't intend to. I have my hands full enough with Gaila as it is and I only halfway want to be seeing even her in the first place.

[funnythingsare]

wait

you're fucking GAILA?

[to_this_end]

It's hardly a secret at this point. Yes, we have an intimate arrangement.

[funnythingsare]

but... but


I fucked Gaila

[to_this_end]

You and scores of others, I'm not sure what your point is.

[funnythingsare]

Hey. My mom likes you.

Don't hurt her or I will hurt you.

[to_this_end]

Maria is well aware of my involvement with Gaila.

[funnythingsare]

Hmm. Probably why she's being so... vulgar.