The TOS Phone Hell Meme

[somepartsbroken]

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[funnythingsare]

Look. That was a one time thing.

The make up, not the face-sitting.

[freebitchbaby]

But the lipstick went so well with your complexion.

and even you have got to admit it's more fun when you can clearly see where needs attention. told you lipstick made a good marker!

[funnythingsare]

Are you saying I need the help?

[freebitchbaby]

there is always room for improvement where oral sex is concerned

But so far you're a secure A-

[funnythingsare]

Wow. See if I hit that again anytime soon.

[freebitchbaby]

boooooo
clittease.
I guess I'll just have to just give myself multiple orgasms on my own then

1/2

[funnythingsare]

Harsh

But I heard you're fucking my mom's boyfriend so that's...

2/2

[funnythingsare]

actually I have no idea what that is

[freebitchbaby]

karma?

and maria isn't rush's boyfriend.
if she was i'd have her sign a piece of paper to say it was okay for me to fuck him.

I'm hot.
Not a home wrecker.

AND only occasionally when I'm bored.
there's no unattached guys about. or women willing to share.

[funnythingsare]

Right?

[freebitchbaby]

suuuuuucks

so anyway, are you coming over or not? i miss your facial hair. it's tickly.

[funnythingsare]

well there's that whole thing where I'm in a relationship and we fucked while under the influence

but it's tempting

[freebitchbaby]

are you really in a relationship though if she isn't around to be in said relationship?

and if it helps, I'm one big old influence machine with my pheromones and everything

[funnythingsare]

You have a point. I'm sure there's a clause in there somewhere that covers me.