outofshadows | The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard

Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.

Try me.

Oh. But that would be rude.

Not if it's invited! And you can't lead off like that without sharing!

yes but this wasn't... um okay in a spaceship?

Ship that sails the stars, looks like a big metal box with lights on, aye.

No I mean I have DONE THAT there

And? That's a place, not a how. I mean unless you were using bits of it on yourself...

I... WHAT?

What? I'm sorry, but I wot plenty of people have jerked it in space. S'not beyond my imagination 'lest there were fancy ship bits involved.

Oh. I should just shut up now.

It's alright! I wot there's plenty of people who HAVEN'T done it in space, too. I haven't.

But you've... you've DONE IT, right?

Gods yes, often and with enthusiasm! Show me a fellow who hasn't.

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No.

oh my god that was not meant for you

Clearly you made a mistake. Who else did you send this to?

no one?

You sent this to your mother, too. Didn't you?

No!

Oh. Wait. I sent it to... everyone.

[You get a laugh Luke. Sorry! And then he switches back to text.]

Skywalker Subtlety at its finest.

right fine i'm gonna go crawl away and die now

I don't know, I have a pretty dirty mind.

I'm slowly realizing everyone but me does

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