The TOS Phone Hell Meme

[somepartsbroken]

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

Some ovMennet

[gruesome]

There is a random in my bed. Sstrange but at least he's a human?

Re: Some ovMennet

[rumchocolatesouffle]

Don't eat them!

[Kurt's a little tipsy.]

[gruesome]

I'm not! I did not even taste.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

Hehe, that's good. Can you kick them out of your bed?

[gruesome]

That would be rude. he is very asleep.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

Ok, then come to my room. We can share. And drink. Would you like to drink?

[gruesome]

I can't. The drinks are made from plants.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

.... yeah? I heard Jager is made from deer's blood.

[gruesome]

better than plants but I still can't.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

Are you able to come over and hang out?

[gruesome]

Yes. That I can do. You won't spill on me, will you?

[rumchocolatesouffle]

"Would it burn you?" Kurt asks curiously.

[gruesome]

[He may wince at the b-word, but he knows what Kurt means.]

Yes. I've had it happen before.

[alphaophiuchi]

Did he just happen to find the wrong bed, or is there a specific reason he's there?

[gruesome]

If he has a reason it is his reason. Just my bed.

[alphaophiuchi]

You should probably ask.

Or shove him out.

[gruesome]

i think I will watch to se if he wakes up.

[alphaophiuchi]

You're going to stare at him until he wakes up? Ooh, I wish I were there to see that.

[gruesome]

Why? Is it strange?

[alphaophiuchi]

Little bit odd.

I think you should do it anyway.

[gruesome]

I am.

I like looking at humans.

[alphaophiuchi]

Are we particularly fascinating?

[gruesome]

You come in so many shades and without fur, I can see all the body-shapes. muscles and bones and fat.

[alphaophiuchi]

Flattering. You're sure you're not sizing him up?

[gruesome]

No, I am not sure.