outofshadows | The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard

Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

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but numbers have such boring shapes

I can't argue with drunk logic.

1

look at how boring that is

4

that's just the same thing with a stupid L attached to it

Yeah, but A doesn't tell you how much of a thing there is. Fine, you want a nice number? 69

so much more work than it seems

especially drunk

man I knew I shouldn't have even put that out there.

seriously it's virtually impossible to get comfortable

I don't think I want to know about your issues in the bedroom

I don't have issues in the bedroom. my bedroom is perfect

If it was, you'd be able to get comfortable.

or we just try a different position that's more comfortable

I'm not answering you anymore.

yes you are. you can't tell someone you're not answering them any more. that's rude

[like rude is new. There's no response.]

devi don't be mean

trust me this is me being nice

i do what i want :|

but devi

[he doesn't know what to say to that. He got to w.]

deviiiiiiiiii we were having such a good conversation

Yeah but about your skills in the bedroom?

still brilliant not that you would know. ask kurt some time

yea that's going to happen. 'hey kurt, hows draco fuck?'

he'd probably sputter and go red. might be cute

also better than asking charles

actually charles might answer

chuck might pick up on all the images that come with the question and I can hide that away from Kurt at least

but then he'll know that i was wasted

What he's not right on there with you?

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alphaophiuchi - 2014-01-15 04:07 (UTC) - Expand

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