The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[alphaophiuchi]

it might. I'm not sure yet. should I let you know?

[oldfashionedhero]

Keep me updated. I don't want to know what happens when you get to w.

[alphaophiuchi]

I want to get to z but some people keep complaining that I'm going to die

[oldfashionedhero]

Yeah, I wouldn't advise it. Can't drink when you're dead.

[alphaophiuchi]

oh that's true

should I stop now?

[oldfashionedhero]

Possibly. Especially if v is living up to it's letter.

[alphaophiuchi]

I'd have thought that v would make me feel better

[oldfashionedhero]

It might. Are you still at the bar?

[alphaophiuchi]

possibly. everything's blurry. it's very fun and colourful

[oldfashionedhero]

I think at v that could be anywhere. Do you need some help getting home?

[alphaophiuchi]

no it's not that far. I'll follow the direction everyone else is going in

[oldfashionedhero]

Okay. Call if you get lost. And maybe lay off the magic until you can see straight.

[alphaophiuchi]

will I really be able to figure it out if I get lost around here? will I be able to tell?

oh, I'd never use magic while plastered. that's a terrible idea