The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[gruesome]

I am.

I like looking at humans.

[alphaophiuchi]

Are we particularly fascinating?

[gruesome]

You come in so many shades and without fur, I can see all the body-shapes. muscles and bones and fat.

[alphaophiuchi]

Flattering. You're sure you're not sizing him up?

[gruesome]

No, I am not sure.

[alphaophiuchi]

You could give him a nibble.

He's in your bed without warning, after all.

[gruesome]

I would not. I haven't bitten a human in well over a year.

[alphaophiuchi]

That's good of you. I'm impressed.

[gruesome]

They feed me here. It's nice.

well. the food isn't.


but the having it is.

[alphaophiuchi]

Quite true. You can never go wrong with being given food instead of being forced to nibble on blokes who collapse in your bed for no apparent reason.

[gruesome]

I have never nibbled on anyone in my bed for any reason.

[alphaophiuchi]

I don't know, sometimes there are plenty of good reasons to nibble on someone in your bed.

But that's just my opinion, of course.

[gruesome]

you may not have seen my teeth.

[alphaophiuchi]

Oh, your teeth are fine. You just have to find the right individual.

[gruesome]

I do not think people like to bleed a lot in bed.

[alphaophiuchi]

Once again: right individual. You never really know sometimes.

[gruesome]

[The reply's a few minutes in coming, though Some's been fairly speedy up to now.]

Are you making a joke?

[alphaophiuchi]

Only a little bit.

[gruesome]

is there a way to tell in writing?

[alphaophiuchi]

Not really. It's sort of hit or miss guesswork.

[gruesome]

How much were you joking?

[alphaophiuchi]

Well, there really are some people who like that.

[gruesome]

... But why? It would hurt a lot. I have a lot of teeth.

[alphaophiuchi]

Oh, I don't know. Trust issues. Control issues. A masochistic streak a mile wide.

Take your pick.

[gruesome]

[Just imagine Some sitting in front of a screen trying to pronounce 'masochistic.']

That makes no sense.