The TOS Phone Hell Meme

[somepartsbroken]

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[rumchocolatesouffle]

Ok, then come to my room. We can share. And drink. Would you like to drink?

[gruesome]

I can't. The drinks are made from plants.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

.... yeah? I heard Jager is made from deer's blood.

[gruesome]

better than plants but I still can't.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

Are you able to come over and hang out?

[gruesome]

Yes. That I can do. You won't spill on me, will you?

[rumchocolatesouffle]

"Would it burn you?" Kurt asks curiously.

[gruesome]

[He may wince at the b-word, but he knows what Kurt means.]

Yes. I've had it happen before.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

Oh no! Yeah I can put it away before you get here.

[gruesome]

Then I am coming over.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

[Kurt drinks enough of the alcohol to feel satisfied to put it away before Some gets there.]

[gruesome]

[Some is not intoxicated in any way, just a little pleasantly discombobulated with fatigue. But someone's in his bed, so he's over here, at Kurt's.]

I left the man two blankets.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

That's really sweet of you.

[Kurt leads him up to his bed and scoots to one side so Some can join him. It might be a little awkward, but Kurt didn't mind. Some was a cool guy.]

[gruesome]

[Some joins him, lower body curling up like a cat's at the end of the bed. He takes a bit more space than a human, but he tries to keep his limbs to himself.]

Were you drinking for anything special?

[rumchocolatesouffle]

No, not really. I just sometimes get depressed and drink a bit. I'm glad you're back.

[gruesome]

I am too, really. I wish I could drink with you.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

Honestly, it's overrated. What can you drink?

[gruesome]

Water. But I was human for a week, once, and I liked beer and apple juice.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

Kurt giggles. "I like apple juice, but not beer. Water's the only thing you can drink? What is it about the plant based drinks that bother you?"

[gruesome]

"The plants, the sun in them, I think." He made a face just thinking about it, his blunt nose crinkling. "I blister and my skin cracks."

[rumchocolatesouffle]

Kurt nods. "That sucks. I guess water is the safest then."

[gruesome]

"Water is fine. I don't mind it. Even if it doesn't taste anything like the water at home." Cave-filtered and so pure and still it's hard to see a pond until you step into it, even with grue eyes.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

"What was it like where you were? I know you said it was underground," Kurt prompts.

[gruesome]

"Oh..." Some smiles, settling in. "It was beautiful. I lived in River-Eaten, which is... well, like I suppose a neighborhood? It was the name for a long series of wide round caverns." He made a shape that used all four hands, a wide, flattened shape like a giant burger. "Some stacked, and some running into each other, with a river, the Shroar-flow, that sews them all together. We lived in the seventh cavern from the Lightfall, the place where water falls from the surface. Deep. Ah... I suppose it would be several hours climbing."