somepartsbroken: (☆ -  dont need a microphone)
Dorian Carver ([personal profile] somepartsbroken) wrote in [community profile] outofshadows2014-01-14 10:50 am
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The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard



Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]
gruesome: (Grue - What?)

[personal profile] gruesome 2014-01-15 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
... But why? It would hurt a lot. I have a lot of teeth.
alphaophiuchi: (well that's cute)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-15 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I don't know. Trust issues. Control issues. A masochistic streak a mile wide.

Take your pick.
gruesome: (X - Black)

[personal profile] gruesome 2014-01-16 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just imagine Some sitting in front of a screen trying to pronounce 'masochistic.']

That makes no sense.
alphaophiuchi: (aw yis)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-16 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[cutest image.

No, probably not. Humans are odd - does that make sense?
gruesome: (Grue - Eager)

[personal profile] gruesome 2014-01-17 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Humans are very odd. I still can't figure out why you cut your hair, let alone the rest of... all of you.
alphaophiuchi: (almost there)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-17 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with cutting our hair? It gets long.
gruesome: (Default)

[personal profile] gruesome 2014-01-17 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't use the cutting for anything.
alphaophiuchi: (scratching his face)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-17 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
No. what would we use it for?
gruesome: (Default)

[personal profile] gruesome 2014-01-17 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Twine? Cloth?
alphaophiuchi: (a genuine grin)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-17 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I think we have other, more effective methods than using trimmings from our heads.
gruesome: (Default)

[personal profile] gruesome 2014-01-17 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
But you just throw them away, that's the thing. You grew that yourself.
alphaophiuchi: (awkward table is awkward)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-17 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I grow fingernails too, and I don't keep those.
gruesome: (Grue - Reading)

[personal profile] gruesome 2014-01-17 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... no... But there isn't a use for them.
alphaophiuchi: (what even bro)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-17 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I think my culture's moved beyond using human hair for any real use. Except possibly wigs, but I imagine mine's a bit too short for that.
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[personal profile] gruesome 2014-01-17 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
It just seems strange to make it a waste, is all I mean.
alphaophiuchi: (what even bro)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2014-01-17 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I believe you, but I don't think there's much chance of fixing it now. Alas.