The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[alphaophiuchi]

Generally speaking. Though it does take a certain level of trust to let someone hurt me.

[maaaaybeee.]

[lethalheels]

people misunderstand sadomasochism as a sick perversion but then again, people are usually stupid.

[alphaophiuchi]

Oh, I hear you there. People are almost more stupid than most people expect.

I don't think it's a sick perversion so much as it's about control.

[lethalheels]

and liberation.

the percent of men in professional power who submit to dominant men or women in the bedroom is extremely high. [ you know, casual facts for a casual drunk text ]

[alphaophiuchi]

[seems legit]Somehow, that doesn't surprise me at all.

[lethalheels]

if you're smart, sweetheart, you shouldn't be. everyone needs freedom and power is a cage.

wow html

[alphaophiuchi]

Precisely what I'd have thought. A bit like living in a glass house.

shit haps

[lethalheels]

or a lot like it. are you living in a glass house, dollface?

<3

[alphaophiuchi]

Might've been at one point.

<3!

[lethalheels]

yet the feeling still lingers. well, my dearest drunk misdial, i'd invite you for drinks if you'd like. i'm starting to get sober.

[alphaophiuchi]

Sober is never a good feeling. I'd accept, were I aware of where I ought to be to remedy that little problem.

[lethalheels]

A shame to be sure

[alphaophiuchi]

It really is, given how excellent the conversation was so far.

[lethalheels]

lacking transportation or are you metaphorically wrapped around someone elses finger?

[alphaophiuchi]

Little of both, perhaps.

[lethalheels]

i've got enough rope for two, babe.

[alphaophiuchi]

Somehow, I'm not sure that's what he's into.

[lethalheels]

vanilla, is he? how adorable.

[alphaophiuchi]

A kinder, gentler individual, to be sure.

[lethalheels]

what a shame. well, for more wilder adventures.

[alphaophiuchi]

I'm sure if I asked nicely, we could be plenty wild.

[lethalheels]

Ooh, breaking in fresh meat is always fun. Just remember to butt your cigarette, darling.

[alphaophiuchi]

Typically don't smoke around him anyway, so that shouldn't be a problem. Might have to watch my teeth, though.

[lethalheels]

takes some practice. We aren't all porn stars here

[alphaophiuchi]

I hope not. That could get strange quickly.