outofshadows | The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard

Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

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yet the feeling still lingers. well, my dearest drunk misdial, i'd invite you for drinks if you'd like. i'm starting to get sober.

Sober is never a good feeling. I'd accept, were I aware of where I ought to be to remedy that little problem.

A shame to be sure

It really is, given how excellent the conversation was so far.

lacking transportation or are you metaphorically wrapped around someone elses finger?

Little of both, perhaps.

i've got enough rope for two, babe.

Somehow, I'm not sure that's what he's into.

vanilla, is he? how adorable.

A kinder, gentler individual, to be sure.

what a shame. well, for more wilder adventures.

I'm sure if I asked nicely, we could be plenty wild.

Ooh, breaking in fresh meat is always fun. Just remember to butt your cigarette, darling.

Typically don't smoke around him anyway, so that shouldn't be a problem. Might have to watch my teeth, though.

takes some practice. We aren't all porn stars here

I hope not. That could get strange quickly.

do let me know how your attempt to spice it up goes.

I'll be sure to. Do you want all the naughty details, or just a general synopsis?

do i seem shy to you, toots?

Not in the slightest. Just double-checking.

such a kind soul
to whom do i have the pleasure of misdialing tonight

Draco Malfoy. And you are?

nina williams. do have fun tonight mr. Malfoy

Oh, I think I will.

And you as well. Don't forget to stub out the cigarette first.

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